Why cant you say the 4-letter c-word (and we're not talking about chav)?

[Moonbird 10]

Surely the c word is just a term of endearment...people call it me all the time.

I would slap em well round the chops

[Halibut 12]

I don't think you're slow today H, I think you're right on the ball.

 

As it happens Bartfarst, you're right, I am.

[Crayfish 10]

I think maybe the one you're looking for is 'Punani' (sp.?) as used by Ali G?

 

I did think of that actually, but I don't find that one offensive at all

 

Darn, was hoping to learn a new super-offensive swear word. Like the one my mum taught me when I just started swearing - something along the lines of 'I don't like you swearing chris, but if you must do then never ever say the word canard because it's the most offensive of them all'

 

I had a field day with it and think I managed to convince most of my friends it was very naughty too. Poor ducks.

[Halibut 12]

Hole or Halibut ?

 

He clearly means me, AJ. Bartfarst thinks I'm a C-word. Oh dear. Never mind, I have broad shoulders and if wants to demean himself publicly it's alright by me.

[AJ sheffield 11]

He clearly means me, AJ. Bartfarst thinks I'm a C-word. Oh dear. Never mind, I have broad shoulders and if wants to demean himself publicly it's alright by me.

 

Its a term of endearment...........honestly.

At least he aint calling you a canard.

[Halibut 12]

Its a term of endearment...........honestly.

At least he aint calling you a canard.

 

Right enough AJ - I'd have the berk banned if he did that...

[Bartfarst 10]

Right enough AJ - I'd have the berk banned if he did that...

I'm sure you'll do that over the next few days anyway - if not you then some lickspittle lefty will to go running to the mods if I say something that offends your delicate sensibilities.

 

It is of course a term of endearment - I wouldn't enjoy the Forum without my good friend H's delightfully predictable contributions.

[bensonhedges 10]

Ah great, look what the canard dragged in /\ /\ /\

[taxman 12]

At least he aint calling you a canard.

 

Isn't that some kind of duck??

[davyboy 19]

The words Tw*t where (*=a) and pratt are used frequently these days without any offence but when I was young (40 years ago) around Romford in Essex it was the equivalent of the c word.

 

Edit

the 1st word was spelled in full but was rendered as **** so I presume it's still has its original meaning, at least on SF

[Crayfish 10]

Isn't that some kind of duck??

 

It's French for duck Also apparently 'A horizontal control and stabilizing surface mounted forward of the main wing of an aircraft.'

 

So not that rude after all.

[42fta 10]

Its a term of endearment...........honestly.

At least he aint calling you a canard.

Its alright if there's only one of you, but if there are four......