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What were you told as a kid that actually turned out to be cobblers?

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:hihi: like that one..may have to tell my kid's that one, my three year old has a thing about his belly button.. I used to have my eldest on that there were little monkeys inside the cash machines to sort the money out :D

Get them to watch men in black 2.

Wait till they get to the part where you see inside the post sorting machine :hihi:

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What horrible parents you've all had. It's a wonder you're not all phobic.

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I got told all the usuall Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, infact I only found out farther Christmas wasn't real wen my mum an dad used to go out Xmas Eve, Nannan an Grandad used to babysit for us, we would always leave out a plate with a mince pie on, glass of milk, glass of sherry and a carrot for rudolph and wen we woke up on Xmas day the food would be half eaten and "Farther Xmas" would have left me an my sister a thank you note, we saved them evey year till the one year my dad forgot to disguse his wrighting and signed it love from Dad!! We were gutted!!!

 

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If u swallow ur chewing gum it plugs up ur arse hole

 

If u kill bugs u come back as one wen u die

 

If u tell a lie ur nose will grow

 

And apparantly me an my sister came from Cabbages (like the cabbage patch kids)

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I was told if you ate chewing gum it would explode in your stomach:o

 

Also, if you ate peanuts with their shells on wood grows around your heart.

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if you tell the truth everything will be alright:(

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Every time you tell a lie your nose will grow longer.

 

It wasn't true with the nose but it seemed to work with other body parts......

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How about if you eat carrots you can see in the dark, or eating crusts of bread puts hairs on your chest!

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