Be Careful This Christmas Chaps.

[Al Bundy]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

 

 

🥲

[cressida]

You'll have to give it up over Xmas.

[Al Bundy]

4 minutes ago, cressida said:

You'll have to give it up over Xmas.

With my back in the state it's in I would be struggling to give anyone a hug, never mind the Reverse Cowgirl!!

 

No danger of my John Thomas resembling an eggplant this Christmas.

Edited December 20, 2023 by Al Bundy

[cressida]

Just now, Al Bundy said:

With my back in the state it's in I would be struggling to give anyone a hug, never mind the Reverse Cowgirl!!

I don't what that is,  thank goodness.

[Palomar]

24 minutes ago, Al Bundy said:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

I'd never heard of such a thing, and wish I still hadn't. I do like aubergine though.

[hackey lad]

Yee haa  

[cressida]

Locations!  Thought I'd be safe at a Retreat.

[Al Bundy]

6 minutes ago, Palomar said:

I'd never heard of such a thing, and wish I still hadn't. I do like aubergine though.

Only vegetable I don't like!!

 

Thank goodness!

[despritdan]

It won't happen to Santa Claus, he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney.

 

[The_DADDY]

23 minutes ago, cressida said:

You'll have to give it up over Xmas.

Not a chance.

My hand would never forgive me.