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3 minutes ago, cressida said:

The thought of Padders waking up in bed with a trans.

I hope your referring to a Transistor Radio Cressy.

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1 minute ago, Padders said:

I hope your referring to a Transistor Radio Cressy.

Guess again 🤣

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2 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Mi Mam , shes barmy . 😀

Explains a lot :hihi:

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5 minutes ago, Padders said:

Explains a lot :hihi:

Certainly does Amigo . :thumbsup:

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I had to laugh this morning....

Last night getting undressed for bed.......What a performance!

Now I like a drink, I don't drink a lot, Four or Five cans starting at 9pm, I never get drunk, but do admit to being a bit tipsy at bedtime.

So last night when getting undressed, I tried to take of my jeans, I couldn't get my right leg out of the jeans, so I attempted my left leg,

Same thing happened, tried my right leg again and lost my balance.....

So now I'm rolling about on the floor, with both my legs in the air trying to get my jeans off.

I got my self in a right tangle, I couldn't get mi ruddy jeans off.

What happened next your wondering, let me enlighten you......

 

So it was chuffin cold last night, I even chucked caution to the wind and put the Central Heating on (1 hour only)

Prior to that my legs were feeling the chill, to counter that I tucked the bottom of my jeans into mi socks...

Went to bed and forgot my jeans were still tucked into my socks, after about 10 minutes rolling around the bedroom floor I realized the problem.......

Talk about getting your Knickers in a twist, I do it with jeans.

Joe Soap strikes again.....

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Wait till you do it in public like I did,  on a coach outing with my neighbour,  had long boots on,  one started hurting so I stood up trying to take if off (back row of bus thank goodness)  my neighbour trying not to look embarrassed,   oh the agony,  I've not worn them again.

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5 hours ago, cressida said:

Wait till you do it in public like I did,  on a coach outing with my neighbour,  had long boots on,  one started hurting so I stood up trying to take if off (back row of bus thank goodness)  my neighbour trying not to look embarrassed,   oh the agony,  I've not worn them again.

What size are they ?

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1 hour ago, cressida said:

I think thy were size 5/6

 

 

Oh  no good . My friend wanted some long boots but in a size 12  

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2 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Oh  no good . My friend wanted some long boots but in a size 12  

I expect you mean S.N.S.

 

Anyway I gave them to the church table top sale.

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4 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Oh  no good . My friend wanted some long boots but in a size 12  

Hmmm... :huh:


It sounds to me like your "friend" might be more comfortable with a pair of wellies, Mr Hackey! :hihi:

 

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