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Far too much moaning about the place. Lets talk about the things that make modern life great!

 

First off: its great that I can sit at my desk and book a slot at a museum or other attraction online, without the worry of taking a day off and then getting there and finding its a 4 hour queue to get in.

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33 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

Far too much moaning about the place. Lets talk about the things that make modern life great!

 

First off: its great that I can sit at my desk and book a slot at a museum or other attraction online, without the worry of taking a day off and then getting there and finding its a 4 hour queue to get in.

Hmmm... :huh:


Really?


You could have picked anything, and you decided the most important thing about modern life is you don't have to queue on your day off! :hihi: [#wordsfailme]

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Whoosh!!!!!!

 

For christ sake, Bloke!

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Vaccines and  medical treatments that prevent death, harm and improve quality of life.

Science and technology

Education

Benefit system

etc.

By no means good enough or fair enough. 

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12 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

Whoosh!!!!!!

 

For christ sake, Bloke!

Hmmm... :huh:


Go on then, Mr Risen...


... please enlighten me with an explanation of this particular brand of wit that seems to have evaded my giggleometer! :roll:

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Landlords having to look after their tenants by installing carbon monoxide alarms to keep people safe.

Just now, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm... :huh:


Go on then, Mr Risen...


... please enlighten me with an explanation of this particular brand of wit that seems to have evaded my giggleometer! :roll:

Surely its obvious. See the opposite to this thread.

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2 minutes ago, Delayed said:

Int milk brilliant?

😂😂😂:thumbsup:

10 minutes ago, Annie Bynnol said:

Vaccines and  medical treatments that prevent death, harm and improve quality of life.

Science and technology

Education

Benefit system

etc.

By no means good enough or fair enough. 

????

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9 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

Landlords having to look after their tenants by installing carbon monoxide alarms to keep people safe.

Surely its obvious. See the opposite to this thread.

Hmmm... :huh:


Nope, I just don't get it...
... maybe I need to change the batteries? :suspect:

 

Oh, I've got one... rechargeable batteries! :hihi:

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Get everything out of your system,

I know this is a plug for "Padders Bar"

But,

Pay us a visit and let your cares drift away in Eileen's hands.

Enjoy the relaxed atmosphere, meet friendly people.

I guarantee you will leave with a smile on your face.

Give it a try, you will not be disappointed . Life is GREAT at "Padders Bar"

 

(You can book a slot online while sitting at your desk at home)

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm... :huh:


Nope, I just don't get it...
... maybe I need to change the batteries? :suspect:

 

Oh, I've got one... rechargeable batteries! :hihi:

HHR is referring to the opposite of a particular posters specific gripes with 'Modern Life' with carbon monoxide alarms z railway crossings, e-booking and swipe transactions being examples of what's wrong with today's society.

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1 minute ago, Padders said:

Get everything out of your system,

I know this is a plug for "Padders Bar"

But,

Pay us a visit and let your cares drift away in Eileen's hands.

Enjoy the relaxed atmosphere, meet friendly people.

I guarantee you will leave with a smile on your face.

Give it a try, you will not be disappointed . Life is GREAT at "Padders Bar"

 

(You can book a slot online while sitting at your desk at home)

 

 

 

Hope Eileen weshes  her hands regularly . Ive seen some of the clientele in that place 

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