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4 minutes ago, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm... :huh:


I don't think we'll be needing any dragons to point out the basic design flaw with this idea, and that is...


... what happens when one 'convoy' meets another 'convoy' coming the other way? :suspect:

 

Won't the polarity of the magnets mean that they'll repel each other and bring all movement to a standstill? :roll:

That's a very good point Mr. Bloke,

Now hasn't Japan got a bullet train that runs on Magnets? maybe I could have a word with my Japanese counterparts to solve the problem.

Perhaps a strip of non-magnetic tape running the full length of the Central Reservation would do the trick.......

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10 minutes ago, Padders said:

That's a very good point Mr. Bloke,

Now hasn't Japan got a bullet train that runs on Magnets? maybe I could have a word with my Japanese counterparts to solve the problem.

Perhaps a strip of non-magnetic tape running the full length of the Central Reservation would do the trick.......

Hmmm... :huh:


And another thing...


... just how long are these convoys going to be? :suspect:


Imagine how long it might take pedestrians to cross the road... :roll:

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I can't see the attraction.

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2 minutes ago, Janus said:

I can't see the attraction.

Hmmm... :huh:


Exactly, Mr Janus! :thumbsup:


I think Mr Padders' idea and reality are poles apart! :roll:

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5 minutes ago, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm... :huh:


And another thing...


... just how long are these convoys going to be? :suspect:


Imagine how long it might take pedestrians to cross the road... :roll:

Teething problems,

Ever heard of Bridges and Underpasses.

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5 minutes ago, Padders said:

Teething problems,

Ever heard of Bridges and Underpasses.

Hmmm... :huh:


Of course I have, Mr Padders...


... that's the firm of solicitors that Mr Thirsty recommended to handle your patent application! :roll:

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5 hours ago, Padders said:

I take it your not impressed Thirsty....

May I remind you that all the great inventions were  discovered in the most unlikely places...

Hence the thread title, wasn't it professor Einstein who yelled Eureka while having a bath...

Also so didn't that bloke called Isaac Newton discover gravity when an apple fell on his bonce....

I'm not as daft as I look,

Energy saving device invented in my kitchen, lick that...

Where do I patent it ?

Archimedes, and he ran down the street naked shouting it, so they say!

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18 minutes ago, carosio said:

Archimedes, and he ran down the street naked shouting it, so they say!

That's correct Mr. Carosio,

And some people think I'm daft ???

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'Eureka'. 

 

You dont'a smell'a so good'a yourself! 

 

Chico Marx, circa 1933.

 

 

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