Will We Get Any xmas food/Presents

[hackey lad 3,980]

1 minute ago, Annie Bynnol said:

Santa cannot work here anymore as his Schengen Passport is no longer valid.

The Brexit Deal has no provision for the required reindeer veterinary paperwork.

The Northern Ireland Protocol requires that each present has to be checked by Customs to establish that invoices for VAT and tariffs have been paid and collect the Duty payable.

Santa will have to calculate the following  costs and submits the paper work for each trip to GB and NI:

delivery to the EU border

-commissions (except buying commission)

-royalties and licence fees you have paid on the imported goods as a condition of sale

-containers and packing

-any proceeds of resale the seller will get

-goods and services you give to the seller for free

He will need to work out transaction values by adding the value of any materials or components you gave to the processor, to the processing costs.

Be familiar and comply with the Taxation (Cross-border Trade) Act 2018 & The Customs (Import Duty) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018 and the Union Customs Code (UCC) applies. Regulations 952/2013 & 2015/2477. 

 

Santa cannot be bothered. 

Misery guts .

[Carbuncle 0]

8 minutes ago, Annie Bynnol said:

Santa cannot work here anymore as his Schengen Passport is no longer valid.

The Brexit Deal has no provision for the required reindeer veterinary paperwork.

The Northern Ireland Protocol requires that each present has to be checked by Customs to establish that invoices for VAT and tariffs have been paid and collect the Duty payable.

Santa will have to calculate the following  costs and submits the paper work for each trip to GB and NI:

delivery to the EU border

-commissions (except buying commission)

-royalties and licence fees you have paid on the imported goods as a condition of sale

-containers and packing

-any proceeds of resale the seller will get

-goods and services you give to the seller for free

He will need to work out transaction values by adding the value of any materials or components you gave to the processor, to the processing costs.

Be familiar and comply with the Taxation (Cross-border Trade) Act 2018 & The Customs (Import Duty) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018 and the Union Customs Code (UCC) applies. Regulations 952/2013 & 2015/2477. 

 

Santa cannot be bothered. 

Very amusing.

[MJ01 439]

Could be the best thing that has ever happened for ages & a good 'reset' for some

 

No plastic tat getting binned on 27th December because it's broken / stopped working / wrong colour

 

No mountains of food waste getting binned due to food avarice

 

Instead just go outside, take a constitutional if you're fit & well enough, breathe in the fresh air, just buy the comestibles that you need (instead of thinking you're feeding the Chinese Army) & maybe talk to the people around you - unless you hate them or you are on your own.

 

I'll be bladdered on supermarket own brand Baileys for the entirety so I won't give a monkeys.....unless there's a shortage of supermarket own brand Baileys

[HeHasRisen 3,405]

54 minutes ago, PRESLEY said:

What if you run out of petrol/diesel  

In which case it will be a lovely winters day walk.

[PRESLEY 1,230]

It'll be rashion books next, don't panic, don't panic. 

[The_DADDY 3,475]

5 hours ago, Padders said:

Same here Daddio,

Plus 20 Full Jerry cans in the garage.

You do right matey 👏😁

[Thirsty Relic 215]

My planning for Xmas went into overdrive when Morrisons lowered the price of many of my favourite beers!  I'll showly build up

stocks of other things of course, but with plenty of beer in, if I run short of anything else, I'll be too pssssd to either notice or care!

 

[The_DADDY 3,475]

Just now, Thirsty Relic said:

My planning for Xmas went into overdrive when Morrisons lowered the price of many of my favourite beers!  I'll showly build up

stocks of other things of course, but with plenty of beer in, if I run short of anything else, I'll be too pssssd to either notice or care!

 

Sounds like a plan. 

I'm staying clear of the booze this year. Too many times I've got pished and posted "funny" stuff on Facebook just to wake up in my booze filled haze to find im the recipient of a 30 day stint on the naughty step 🙄