Christmas Dinner Delivered?

[Rockers rule 673]

Quite a few 'Invite a neighbour' / Homeless person for Christmas Dinner sites on't internet.

Very commendable. 

 

Would i do it my self ? 

[crookesey 632]

1 hour ago, makapaka said:

We’re having curry for Christmas dinner this time round.

 

finally got my own way this year - never liked traditional Christmas dinner,  don’t get the appeal.

You will be taken out and switched with Holly branches until you are red raw, you will then be induced by fortified wine and spirits prior to being gang banged,  hang on a minute can I come?

Edited September 14, 2021 by crookesey

[Guest makapaka]

26 minutes ago, West 77 said:

Unbelievable you've all agreed on curry for Christmas dinner in September.  Absolute sacrilege. 

I wanted to do it last year but didn’t happen but we agreed definitely on curry this year.

 

Who wants to eat Christmas dinner anyway it’s grim as. 

[Waldo 96]

Thanks everyone for your helpful and quirky replies, all very much appreciated, you wonderful wonderful people.

 

We no longer require Christmas dinner delivered on Christmas Day; we managed to get ourselves booked in somewhere, so we will be festively pigging ourselves with no concern for meal prep or washing up! Woo!

 

Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas time, Santa comes through for you, and all your respective dreams come true.

 

 

 

Edited September 14, 2021 by Waldo

[cressida 1,561]

I prefer traditional turkey although one of my sons doesn't,   we always stay in but have gone out on Boxing Day for a Xmas lunch

[Mr Bloke 1,445]

Hmmm...

And this year's award for the earliest Christmas thread goes to...

[crookesey 632]

I much prefer de turkey to de liver.

[Rockers rule 673]

On 13/09/2021 at 13:02, crookesey said:

Oakhouse appears to be a leader in this area, however I would suggest de turkey rathe than de liver.

 

sorry couldn’t resist that.

 

4 minutes ago, crookesey said:

I much prefer de turkey to de liver.

Started on the sauce early Crookesey ? 🍺🍸🍷🥃🥂🍺

 

Keep save

Drink responsibly

[Mr Bloke 1,445]

6 minutes ago, Rockers rule said:

 

Started on the sauce early Crookesey ? 🍺🍸🍷🥃🥂🍺

 

Keep save

Drink responsibly

Hmmm...

... well it's obviously not cranberry!

[Rockers rule 673]

1 minute ago, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm...

... well it's obviously not cranberry!

i minute ago Mr Bloke said:

it's obviously not cranberry! 

 

That was a shame Mr Bloke.

I was just about to post,

Sprouts have the same effect on me - keep repeating themselves 

 

Keep safe

may your Baubles be entwined with Tinsel 🎅

[Mr Bloke 1,445]

5 minutes ago, Rockers rule said:

i minute ago Mr Bloke said:

it's obviously not cranberry! 

 

That was a shame Mr Bloke.

I was just about to post,

Sprouts have the same effect on me - keep repeating themselves 

 

Keep safe

may your Baubles be entwined with Tinsel 🎅

Hmmm...

My 'Baubles' are safely tucked away in their cardboard box on top of the wardrobe for a few more weeks yet...

... but I'll pass on your regards!

[Padders 2,862]

On 19/09/2021 at 13:18, Rockers rule said:

 

may your Baubles be entwined with Tinsel 🎅

Good afternoon Rocker,

Thought you may be interested..

 

The "BAUBLES" after their Smash hit Debut on the Forum last Xmas, have just returned to the UK after a successful World Wide tour.

They have performed in Jamaica to an arena of Crack-Fuelled Yardies, They've been to the little pretty village of Sardinia, and on to it's neighbour Corsica where they entertained Roman Abramovich on his £150 million yacht.

The highlight of their tour was in Las Vegas, where they met the entire Eastwood family, with the disappointing exception of Grandaddy Clint.

 

At the moment the "BAUBLES" are exhausted after such a grueling tour, they are now relaxing at the secret location of Mr. Blokes studio's.

After a short break, rehearsal's will start on a Christmas extravaganza to be performed a "PADDERS BAR" on the 1st of December.

Obviously I'm delighted to have secured the talents of Global Super Stars at very little expense.

Put it  in your Diary Rocker.

Keep Rocking.