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2 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Padders , just a friendly bit of advice . Your back passage is very damp , it could be a health hazard for anyone that enters .

Do you need any help with it ? 

My back passage is spotlessly clean Hackey.

Definitely no piles of dirty muck.

Jonny Longprong gives it a good fettling once a week.

 

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27 minutes ago, Padders said:

My back passage is spotlessly clean Hackey.

Definitely no piles of dirty muck.

Jonny Longprong gives it a good fettling once a week.

 

Do you pay him handsomely ?

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1 minute ago, hackey lad said:

Do you pay him handsomely ?

Part of his pay and conditions.

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2 minutes ago, Padders said:

Part of his pay and conditions.

So its in his employment contract , that he has to service your back passage ?

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6 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

So its in his employment contract , that he has to service your back passage ?

Health and Safety, amongst other things, inspect my back passage for cleanliness.

And they don't need Kes to help them.

 

 

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45 minutes ago, Padders said:

Health and Safety, amongst other things, inspect my back passage for cleanliness.

And they don't need Kes to help them.

 

 

Kes is just an impartial observer , controlled by me .

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23 hours ago, hackey lad said:

Kes is just an impartial observer , controlled by me .

No sightings of Kes tonight ?

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