Sir_Nigel 10 #1 Posted October 26, 2020 You asked me one day whether we’d always be together. You talked of this a lot and so I thought - Why not? So I had this awesome notion to show my true devotion - I’d get myself some glue and glue myself to you to be always by your side - my perma-fastened bride. As one through thick and thin, stuck firmly by the skin, like a pod with two peas, like…. Bostik Siamese. I couldn’t wait to share my plans to be a pair. But then some practicalities, some day to day realities and worries of that kind crept in to my mind. Like how we’d get through doors, potential chafing sores, to earn an honest bob we could only have one job, despite our romance thriving we couldn’t share the driving, and might some people mock our single roomy smock? And things that I won’t mention could add a strange dimension. Lets just say I feared it might get a little bit weird. And how would we unfetter if I met someone better? Not only would I break your heart, we’d literally be torn apart. We’d have to be anesthetised as doctors grimly ripped and prised. Then what a pickle we’d be in requiring major grafts of skin and possibly some sinew before we could continue. But then when I revealed to you my qualms concerning superglue you seemed perplexed, and a little bit vexed with a strange undercurrent of violence beneath that inscrutable silence. And needless to say we split up that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pattricia 560 #2 Posted December 3, 2020 Very good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Waldo 96 #3 Posted December 4, 2020 Reminds me of this lovely Gothic love song... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...