sedith 19 #1 Posted July 15, 2020 I wandered lonely as a cloud Two metres from the madding crowd When all at once my name was called To enter Tesco’s hallowed hall. This was the pensioners’ special hour. I’d gone to get a bag of flour. But I forgot, when through the door, What I had gone to Tesco for. The Tesco staff are extra kind. I told them it had slipped my mind. They asked what else I had forgot They clearly thought I’d lost the plot. I phoned my wife again to ask. She reminded me of this special task: “I need some flour to bake a cake with all that cream you made me take.” “Yes I recall” I had to lie. I dared not ask what flower to buy But then I saw them next the tills a bunch of golden daffodils! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Hardie 517 #2 Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) When I got home to proudly show The daffs I'd purchased from Tesco My dearest gawped and rolled her eyes: "Tha can forget them cakes and pies!" Edited July 15, 2020 by Jim Hardie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
