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Taking Precautions

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You may be a sad poet loner

but you don’t want to die of Corrona

so look out for yellowy glands

and constantly scour your hands,

ensure you’ve a hanky close by

and your alcohol content is high.

And if you are writing then please

take a bath before touching the keys -

a germ on your fat sweaty fingers

can carry a virus that lingers -

a sentence is all it requires

then it seeps down the internet wires

and then you’ll unwittingly spread it

to every poor sod who has read it.

Use a pencil instead of a pen

and …..don’t talk to any strange men.


And if you do have to endure it

then toilet paper can cure it.


I hope this is useful to you

and clarified what you must do



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