Taking Precautions

[Sir_Nigel]

You may be a sad poet loner

but you don’t want to die of Corrona

so look out for yellowy glands

and constantly scour your hands,

ensure you’ve a hanky close by

and your alcohol content is high.

And if you are writing then please

take a bath before touching the keys -

a germ on your fat sweaty fingers

can carry a virus that lingers -

a sentence is all it requires

then it seeps down the internet wires

and then you’ll unwittingly spread it

to every poor sod who has read it.

Use a pencil instead of a pen

and …..don’t talk to any strange men.

 

And if you do have to endure it

then toilet paper can cure it.

 

I hope this is useful to you

and clarified what you must do