Janus   28 #1 Posted January 20, 2019  So at a certain age, hair starts protruding from the notrels & ears of the older male. I can't help thinking that the human brain is aware of future events, and wants to protect us. Personally I yank them out- Invariably several at a time ! Of course it hurts, but it's swift, and over & done with by the time I come back down from the ceiling. I have this vision of a conversation going on between different parts of the brain. The pain receptor marching over to request a sit down with the part that triggers these unexplained bodily occurrences. "Now this sudden hair sprouting has got to stop! I'm the only one feeling the pain. "Don't blame me-I"m just the messenger" "Chemical messenger? "Yeah" "Well who do I see the Amygdala?" " Waste of time at the moment , out of action for a few hours. Something to do with a load of special brew flooding the area". Thickening of toe nails that I have noticed quite recently. A right job to trim with scissors now. I almost need to fetch the tin snips in from the garage. Then there's the Dennis Healey eyebrows . At least they can be trimmed with scissors. As for elderly women with mustaches I just don't have a clue.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mossway   15 #2 Posted January 20, 2019 (edited) Don’t worry about it,  it’s just a consequence of growing old. Buy an electric shaving device  thingy and the problem’s sorted in minutes. Edited January 20, 2019 by Mossway Apostrophe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hauxwell   243 #3 Posted January 20, 2019 For ladies with a moustache there are a few things on the market. Laser hair removal which is suppose to be permanent.  Also creams that remove hair, which isn’t permanent.  Waxing which I suspect can be painful.     Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Longcol   601 #4 Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Janus said: Then there's the Dennis Healey eyebrows . At least they can be trimmed with scissors.  Hedge trimmers might be better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Janus   28 #5 Posted January 21, 2019 We know  that it is one of the things that occur as we get older, and I am not worrying.  I have a curious mind. So far no one has put their theories forward of why it happens. We need a boffin on the case.  😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
