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A face as long as Norfolk Street.

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Barmpot! 

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Anybody got a shillin' for the meter? 

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Posted (edited)

He'd cut off his nose to spite his face.

Stood theer like Clem.

Daft as a brush.

A big girls blouse.

Edited by Longcol

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Wide as Wicker Arches 

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Victory Vee weather again.

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Nowt so queer as folk

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If he had any more brains he'd be an imbecile.

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Posted (edited)
19 hours ago, Longcol said:

If he had any more brains he'd be an imbecile.

If wit were sh## tha'd be constipated. 😃

Edited by Ontarian1981

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Your bedroom's like a midden. 

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5 minutes ago, Baron99 said:

Your bedroom's like a midden. 

'as thy 'erd owt?

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59 minutes ago, Ontarian1981 said:

'as thy 'erd owt?

Neither nowt nor summat.

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