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Three sheets to the wind

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Posted (edited)

Duz tha want some fist?

Edited by Ontarian1981

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8 hours ago, Ontarian1981 said:

Duz tha want some fist?

Thee and whose army.

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She's nowt to write home about

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He's got a face like a farmer's arse on a frosty morning

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Posted (edited)

Still tekkin them ugly pills, I see.

 

You're looking better everyday love,bet you can't wait for tommorra, eh?

Edited by Ontarian1981

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I'm only here for the beer

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 That tight aas would skin a fart.

 I put me foot daan with a firm hand, that I did.

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There's nowt so funny as folk

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