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Count your blessing,  seriously

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Take note of all advice given about the Coronavirus.

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Well said pattricia

 

Don't take chances

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Don't ask your wife a football question.

 

Celebrity Mastermind, 22 March.

Q. "Which is the only player allowed to handle the football, and only in the penalty area?" (or words to that effect)

A. "The referee"

My wife came in from the kitchen as I was still spluttering with laughter at the above male Celebrity response, but then I asked her the same...

 

"Maradona", she replied confidently.

 

I give up.

 

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7 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

Don't ask your wife a football question.

 

Celebrity Mastermind, 22 March.

Q. "Which is the only player allowed to handle the football, and only in the penalty area?" (or words to that effect)

A. "The referee"

My wife came in from the kitchen as I was still spluttering with laughter at the above male Celebrity response, but then I asked her the same...

 

"Maradona", she replied confidently.

 

I give up.

 

Your post made me laugh.!

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Look for the positives

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8 hours ago, pattricia said:

Your post made me laugh.!

Let's hope we all have a few more chances to laugh in the coming days, lass!

The best medicine, don't they say?!

God knows, we need it...

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Keep smiling :hihi:.

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5 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

Let's hope we all have a few more chances to laugh in the coming days, lass!

The best medicine, don't they say?!

God knows, we need it...

Each time I find myself flat on my face,

I pick myself up and get back in the race ! 

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Gluten-free plain flour makes rubbish pancakes.

 

Yes I know it's not exactly profound but it's still today's lesson.

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6 ft apart or 6 ft under,

Your choice.

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