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Don't shake a bottle of Tippex without making certain the top is fastened.

What have you learnt - or re-learnt - today?!

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In the morning, don't clean your teeth with an electric toothbrush without wearing a bib.

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Tippexing your front teeth is a viable alternative to using an electric toothbrush.

 

It also helps to clean up spillages.

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When using electric shears to trim a tree in your front garden, NEVER use a plank balanced between two wheelie bins to stand on..(unless you want a mangled finger)

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Tippexing your front teeth is a viable alternative to using an electric toothbrush.

 

It also helps to clean up spillages.

 

Well, that's just ridiculous!

What happens if you use the whole bottle on your teeth, but then make a spelling mistake that you need to correct?!

Honestly, Marsaud! You need to think this through properly! ;-)

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Well, that's just ridiculous!

What happens if you use the whole bottle on your teeth, but then make a spelling mistake that you need to correct?!

Honestly, Marsaud! You need to think this through properly! ;-)

 

Are you saying that I have big teeth?

 

I can think of another use for the tippex bottle:)

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When trying to get rid of the last 3 missed calls on your windows phone...

 

Try to remember you're on the "3" network and you have actually go NO missed calls!!

 

Yes I did spend an hour and a few phone restarts before the penny dropped that the number 3 was the network and not missed calls.

 

I'm putting it down to a senior moment :hihi:

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Another senior moment........

 

...... The coffee jar lid doesn't fit on the milk bottle. :help::roll::hihi:

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Are you saying that I have big teeth?

 

 

Not at all.

It was a very small Tippex bottle....

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Another senior moment........

 

...... The coffee jar lid doesn't fit on the milk bottle. :help::roll::hihi:

 

It happens to us all Fran.

Freezing last night, I know I"ll nip upstairs and switch the electric blanket on.

Went to bed, the lights on, the blanket is"nt:huh:

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"Sent" a relatively important text, iphone to iphone. 3/5 O2-UK 3G "power" signals showed top left, fully charged unit. Message showed with blue background.

Minutes later, heard a "notification beep"; assumed it was a reply, but no...

My outgoing message now boasted a green background, and was endorsed "sent as a text message".

The only reason I hadn't rung the info through was that it contained an address and quite a few numbers, so to save the recipient time looking for a pen/paper etc.!

Therefore today's lesson for me is don't assume a text message between iphones is "instant"!

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