Misheard song lyrics

[Shape 10]

My love has got no money, he's got his trombolise (a musical instrument, similar to a trombone, and NOT "strong beliefs").

 

Yes!!! That was one of mine too!

[Shape 10]

A friend of mine at school used to think Jacko's Smooth Criminal went:

'So, Annie are you walking, are you walking, are you walking Annie'

 

Ah, I thought it was:

Any are you ok, are you ok, are you ok any?

[Ghostrider 11]

Falloutboy (i think) "god damn arms race" (took a good lyrics search to find that out)

Absolutely convinced for ages it was "god damn arse face"

Was gonna post the same thing myself - and yes, it is fallout boy.

[Shape 10]

Oh oh, and...

 

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69

I had my first real sex dream

Bought it at the firing line

Played 'til my fingers bled

It was summer of '69

[dizzybird77 10]

My Daughter used to sing along to Agadoo..............

 

I've got two two two push my apple through my shoe:hihi:

 

And when we were younger my sister was singing and doing actions to Right Said Freds, I'm too sexy. She was doing some really strange moves and then I realised she was singing..........

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

and I shave my little tash on the catwalk..............

 

it was hilarious and I couldn't tell her the right words cos it was far too funny to watch:mrgreen::mrgreen:

[4U2NV 10]

If you want misheard lyrics try indian thriller on youtube. PMSL

or the one called benny lava

[ShinyPurple 10]

114 posts and nobody has mentioned Smells Like Teens Spirit - at the end of the song he sings "Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Tyler"

[BasilRathbon 10]

114 posts and nobody has mentioned Smells Like Teens Spirit - at the end of the song he sings "Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Tyler"

 

Furthermore at the time they recorded that song, Kurt Cobain had a day job hosting a game show in which little old ladies competed for a free car. That's why in the chorus he got confused and sang the lyric "Win a Lada, Mrs Davies!"

[hitch_1980 10]

I sang this for years.....

 

ORBITAL FEELING.......which actually works

[Scozzie 10]

When there's something strange in your neighbourhood,

Who can you call?

Cold Fosters!!

 

and I thought I predict a riot was

I''ve got tourettes

[Scozzie 10]

Falloutboy (i think) "god damn arms race" (took a good lyrics search to find that out)

Absolutely convinced for ages it was "god damn arse face"

 

I thought it was a god damn horse race.

You just cleared that one up for me.

[Powerage 10]

My daughters interpretation of Baa Baa black sheep was

 

Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool

Yes sir Yes Sir

Three Black bin bags full

 

Well she was only 3 at the time.