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What about the rice pudding baked in a cracked glaze dish and coming out of the Yorkshire Range with a brown crust on the top .:)

 

Never could knock the skin off of it.:hihi:

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And then we got the man with the Antelope skin coats.

"Excusie mr" He would begin as he leaned out of the drivers window of his Fiat Punto.

"I need to get to Dover to catchee di ferreee to Italia and I have no petrol"

He follows this up with ," I have jus one Antelope coat leeeft that sells in Mark and Spencer for £50 I let you havvve eet for just £25 so as I can get petrol to Dover" .

 

You examined the coat and if you were daft paid him and went away happy as a lamb until!!!! on your first night down Town showing of your antelope skin in the Mucky Duck it rained on the way home and the coat to beat all coats became a soggy mess that drooped below your knees and never recovered its shape . it was never worn again and you hoped that that smooth talking grease ball Itie had fell over board on his way back to Verona.

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And then we got the man with the Antelope skin coats.

"Excusie mr" He would begin as he leaned out of the drivers window of his Fiat Punto.

"I need to get to Dover to catchee di ferreee to Italia and I have no petrol"

He follows this up with ," I have jus one Antelope coat leeeft that sells in Mark and Spencer for £50 I let you havvve eet for just £25 so as I can get petrol to Dover" .

 

You examined the coat and if you were daft paid him and went away happy as a lamb until!!!! on your first night down Town showing of your antelope skin in the Mucky Duck it rained on the way home and the coat to beat all coats became a soggy mess that drooped below your knees and never recovered its shape . it was never worn again and you hoped that that smooth talking grease ball Itie had fell over board on his way back to Verona.

 

:hihi: Sounds to me that you bought one.

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:hihi:

 

:hihi: Sounds to me that you bought one.

I felt sorry for the spaghetti vendor , Always been a sucker for a sob story .

I am the home less tramps best pal:hihi:

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In the '50s. a poorly dressed man used to go door to door on the Stradbroke estate pushing a wheelbarrow. He was selling bottles of bleach.

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The commercial break on T.V or cinema had some marvelous jingles.

My favorites.

Which twin has a twink or was it a Tony .

 

All the dust all the grit every little bit of it !!! Hoover beats as it sweeps as it cleans.

 

H.P. baked beans their the beans for me ,HP baked beans for all the family.

 

The Milky bar kid is big and strong, the milky bar kid can't go wrong Nestles milky bar.

 

Cool as a mountain stream, fags if i remember right .

 

You are never alone with a Hamlet, a lad sat ont lav smoking .

Cadbury's Smash , crushed taters .

 

 

 

 

Still sing some of em now while hovering or cooking or having a fag .

Any more add memories ????????

Edited by Albert smith

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It's easy girls, boys know what's meant

When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

 

---------- Post added 28-02-2018 at 17:34 ----------

 

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

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The commercial break on T.V or cinema had some marvelous jingles.

My favorites.

Which twin has a twink or was it a Tony .

 

All the dust all the grit every little bit of it !!! Hoover beats as it sweeps as it cleans.

 

H.P. baked beans their the beans for me ,HP baked beans for all the family.

 

The Milky bar kid is big and strong, the milky bar kid can't go wrong Nestles milky bar.

 

Cool as a mountain stream, fags if i remember right .

 

You are never alone with a Hamlet, a lad sat ont lav smoking .

Cadbury's Smash , crushed taters .

 

 

 

 

Still sing some of em now while hovering or cooking or having a fag .

Any more add memories ????????

 

Albert, I thought that was strand. (cigs)

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Albert, I thought that was strand. (cigs)

That's reight a strand ,mind you I believe that Hamlet did an add or was it Castello.

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That's reight a strand ,mind you I believe that Hamlet did an add or was it Castello.

 

Yea, I used to say....I'm never alone with a grand.

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The commercial break on T.V or cinema had some marvelous jingles.

My favorites.

Which twin has a twink or was it a Tony .

 

All the dust all the grit every little bit of it !!! Hoover beats as it sweeps as it cleans.

 

H.P. baked beans their the beans for me ,HP baked beans for all the family.

 

The Milky bar kid is big and strong, the milky bar kid can't go wrong Nestles milky bar.

 

Cool as a mountain stream, fags if i remember right .

 

You are never alone with a Hamlet, a lad sat ont lav smoking .

Cadbury's Smash , crushed taters .

 

 

 

 

Still sing some of em now while hovering or cooking or having a fag .

Any more add memories ????????

 

E for B and Georgie Best !

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