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is any one else fed up with the bloody huge trampolines that are now a feature in most gardens involving children?every garden at the back of mine has one and all are placed as far from the parents house as possible so they get peace and we get mayhem.im not a complete child hater (almost!)but it really ruins a nice evening in the garden when on every count of three a bloody head appears over the fence looking in at you.im considering a catapult by my side and inventing a new game sport similar to a duck shoot.

 

What are kids sopose to do, parents get slated for letting kids play on the streets causing mayhem and the kids running riot, then when the kids are playing in the own garden playing and not on the street kicking your windows in with a football or doing something els to your property people still moan. why dont you insted of telling us all on hear go do something about it. Go to your neighbours and ask them to move the trampoline away from your house. And how do you know the trampoline is not placed on that bit of the garden so it safe for the kids to play. People like you realy hack me off leave them alone they have the right to have fun too.

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is any one else fed up with the bloody huge trampolines that are now a feature in most gardens involving children?every garden at the back of mine has one and all are placed as far from the parents house as possible so they get peace and we get mayhem.im not a complete child hater (almost!)but it really ruins a nice evening in the garden when on every count of three a bloody head appears over the fence looking in at you.im considering a catapult by my side and inventing a new game sport similar to a duck shoot.

 

 

I just spent this afternoon buying and erecting a trampoline for my nephews birthday for when he got home from school and for the happiness and stress relief it shall bring his mother I wouldn't care about any offended neighbours. Trampolines are a better choice then giving a kid a BB gun, football for the street or computer video games. Besides, if your not complaining about your child neighbours having fun on the privacy of their own back garden you would be complaining if they was loitering the streets upto no good.

 

Finally, if the sound/sight of kids having innocent fun really cuts through you that much then maybe you should save years of wait and shack up in a residential home somewhere where you can curse all day long how differant it was in your day to your hearts content.

 

/rant.

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Now THATS funny:hihi: :hihi:

 

As to the original point, I wouldnt worry too much if I were you - as soon as one of the little dears come flying off at 30mph and sustains the inevitable injury, then the trampoline will be gotten rid of quicker than you can say "The Simpsons".

 

On a serious note folks, if your planning on some trampoline action this bank holiday weekend, do take care.A recent survey shows that in the US, trampolines are the fourth most common cause of death behind heart disease,cancer and Chuck Norris ;)

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I'm not convinced by "he's alright"!

 

I wouldn't worry - bears are famously resilient to trampoline accidents.I once saw a spectacled bear do a triple salco onto an eight foot trampoline at a thirteenth birthday party.He bounced back and landed on his head flat onto the concrete patio - he just got up and started laughing,saying "didn't hurt me one bit"

 

Tough nuts, these bears.....Not like tigers, there just a bunch of p*ssies

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