Renting stuff out for a job

[ANGELFIRE1 10]

Let me know when you start renting out your surf boards, I really fancy going surfing somewhere local.

 

However I am a bit sceptical having been convinced to buy water skis and told I could use them at Rother Valley. They turned out to be a complete waste of money. Did you know that the lakes there are flat? How are you expected to ski down a flat lake

 

 

Get a mate who is a good swimmer and get him to tow you around Rother Valley on your water skis.

 

Angel1.

[charliewag 19]

Buy some plastic bottles and labels reading Stannington Spring or whatever name takes your fancy. Fill the bottles with tap water and sell on for a big profit.

[Padders 2,870]

Be very carefull when posting money making ideas on this thread, there is already a quite a few good suggestions. I suspect ohmyword is very cunningly sifting through them, he will then publish a best sellar entitled 100ways to make easy money

 

Him and Stephen will then send us all a big thank you card from the south of france.

Very devious. He"s taking us for mugs, BEWARE.

[Dimple 10]

Not renting, but selling......Air.

Sheffield Air, South Yorkshire Air, Derbyshire Air....

Air from near Little John's grave...Air from the Hope Valley...Air from the Botanical Gardens.

For a risky one, Air from near the Cholera Monument.

 

Wave a few cheap plastic bottles around, an' sell 'em to the Chinese.

Not a new idea - seriously! - but a few people have been very d̶e̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ successful at doing it.

 

 

 

 

p.s. You could even cheat and get it all outside your back door.....but who'd fall for that?

Is that the same as selling farts in a jar?

[mickey finn 12]

rent boys ?

 

This, rent yourself out, just remember you wont be getting hired by super models or handsome studs, it will be big steamy munters with body odour problems.

[ohmyword 10]

Be very carefull when posting money making ideas on this thread, there is already a quite a few good suggestions. I suspect ohmyword is very cunningly sifting through them, he will then publish a best sellar entitled 100ways to make easy money

 

Him and Stephen will then send us all a big thank you card from the south of france.

Very devious. He"s taking us for mugs, BEWARE.

 

I never had such wicked intentions but actually your onto something here. We could right a book! Keep your suggestions coming friends. Some are really good (except the bouncing castle one cos of the aforementioned reasons). We appreciate this. Oh and I axed my Mum and she said that lend and borrow are 'sinner nims' whatever that means.

 

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You could hire yourself out. Oh, no that wouldn't work. You want to make money don't you?

 

Bit cryptic there Sarge but then Stephen explained it and we think your bean mean. Anyway, Stephen's Mum says he's the most handsomist man in Darnall.

[jane2008 15]

You've axed your Mum:o:o

[Anna B 1,414]

I never had such wicked intentions but actually your onto something here. We could right a book! Keep your suggestions coming friends. Some are really good (except the bouncing castle one cos of the aforementioned reasons). We appreciate this. Oh and I axed my Mum and she said that lend and borrow are 'sinner nims' whatever that means.

 

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Bit cryptic there Sarge but then Stephen explained it and we think your bean mean. Anyway, Stephen's Mum says he's the most handsomist man in Darnall.

 

It's such a shame you've axed your Mum, as she sounded a useful sort and you could have rented her out.

However she was quite wrong to say that Lend and borrow are sinner nims as in this context they are actually 'Aunty Nims.' Maybe you could rent Aunty Nim out instead?

[stephen 7 10]

Ok how about selling small amounts of sheffield dirt boxed up ex pats like me living in australia would buy some just so im close to home

[Stranza 10]

Ok how about selling small amounts of sheffield dirt boxed up ex pats like me living in australia would buy some just so im close to home

 

In the interests of transparency...

Are you The Stephen or just a Stephen?

[stephen 7 10]

You mean theres more than 1 stephen

[ohmyword 10]

You mean theres more than 1 stephen

 

Stephen! I've known you for years and no way have you ever been called Pat! What's all this 'ex Pat' stuff you're saying about? Just cos you're on the internet nowadays don't start telling fibs to unsuspecting people on a professional forum. Anyway pal, welcome to the 20th century (the digital age).