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An idiot at work recently got done off the manager because of the banter what he does. He sees himself as a bit of a comedy ‘un who loves to be the centaur of attention. What do you reckon to this? I hate that sort of thing to be honest. People should just talk normal to each other instead of deliberately saying upsetting things just to get a reaction. Already today I’ve heard these sorts of vile banter:

 

“Not surprised you got scrapes way you drive”

“Avin another breakfast yet?”

“Bleedin eck pal, thought you were dead!”

“Tell me why does the river not flow”

 

Other people must suffer this too?

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An idiot at work recently got done off the manager because of the banter what he does. He sees himself as a bit of a comedy ‘un who loves to be the centaur of attention. What do you reckon to this? I hate that sort of thing to be honest. People should just talk normal to each other instead of deliberately saying upsetting things just to get a reaction. Already today I’ve heard these sorts of vile banter:

 

“Not surprised you got scrapes way you drive”

“Avin another breakfast yet?”

“Bleedin eck pal, thought you were dead!”

“Tell me why does the river not flow”

 

Other people must suffer this too?

 

Perhaps it's just horse play?

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Perhaps it's just horse play?

 

Nay I don't think so. That's canter not banter.

Edited by ohmyword

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You would deffo not like working where I do then....

 

We are all currently debating who in the office has terrorised the ladies this morning making them unusable for the rest of us

 

Love office bants tho....

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You would deffo not like working where I do then....

 

We are all currently debating who in the office has terrorised the ladies this morning making them unusable for the rest of us

 

Love office bants tho....

 

Yuk. See, that conjures up really horrible images in my head and now they won't go away. You mean someone 'done a toilet' in a bad way and left it? I'd have to put hearplugs in if I worked in your place for sure.

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I love workplace banter it makes a working environment more enjoyable - providing both/all parties are of the same thought.

 

What I don't like are those that give it but take offence when returned! Banter works both ways and has to be mutual.

 

We have a driver that likes to 'try' and fit in but can't take criticism. He will openly joke about other drivers ability/mistakes but takes offence when it is returned after his own mistakes.

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Maybe you should work from home if you're a total prude?

 

Normal folk don't want you ruining their happy work environment with your boring attitude.

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I love workplace banter it makes a working environment more enjoyable - providing both/all parties are of the same thought.

 

What I don't like are those that give it but take offence when returned! Banter works both ways and has to be mutual.

 

We have a driver that likes to 'try' and fit in but can't take criticism. He will openly joke about other drivers ability/mistakes but takes offence when it is returned after his own mistakes.

Maybe you should work from home if you're a total prude?

 

Normal folk don't want you ruining their happy work environment with your boring attitude.

 

That’s the problem though, it never usually works that way. One man’s beef is another man’s potion, as they say, and it’s the same with this. As an example, last week at work a guy was bringing a delivery and I think he wasn’t sure if anyone knew he was knocking on the door so he knocked again a few times. That idiot lad I referred to earlier shouted “By eck! What’s wi all t’ knocking? Are the Jovos coming for us?”. Then he opened the door and decided to ‘maketh sport’ of the delivery guy’s appearance (messy long hair and a beard). “Flippin eck! Rasputin returns!” bellowed the idiot in his booming voice. Just as all this was happening, a colleague who supports the Jehovas at religion was showing a Russian guest to the meeting rooms and they both took big offence (hence idiot getting done).

Edited by ohmyword

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Well talk with a few people and the boss, maybe everyone would be abit happier if one loudmouth kept his gob shut more often?

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That’s the problem though, it never usually works that way. One man’s beef is another man’s potion, as they say, and it’s the same with this. As an example, last week at work a guy was bringing a delivery and I think he wasn’t sure if anyone knew he was knocking on the door so he knocked again a few times. That idiot lad I referred to earlier shouted “By eck! What’s wi all t’ knocking? Are the Jovos coming for us?”. Then he opened the door and decided to ‘maketh sport’ of the delivery guy’s appearance (messy long hair and a beard). “Flippin eck! Rasputin returns!” bellowed the idiot in his booming voice. Just as all this was happening, a colleague who supports the Jehovas at religion was showing a Russian guest to the meeting rooms and they both took big offence (hence idiot getting done).

 

The odds o' that!

 

---------- Post added 11-10-2017 at 12:49 ----------

 

Maybe you should work from home if you're a total prude?

 

Normal folk don't want you ruining their happy work environment with your boring attitude.

 

Now we're talking. We might as well get some banter going in this virtual workplace also you great big offal eating goat herder (no offence to great big people, offal eaters, people who herd any kind of animal or goats)

Edited by TimmyR

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