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A Last Farewell to Remember

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A Last Farewell to Remember

 

 

When I finally take my trip to the sky,

 

Not one person do I expect to see cry,

 

As I sit in the Crem waiting for you all to arrive,

 

Where for 20 minutes you will remember when I was alive,

 

No black or no fancy colours are you permitted to wear,

 

No hats, no flowers, for these I had little care,

 

Quite strangely a sending off that you may never forget,

 

Alas I not being there to witness my last and only regret,

 

A notice to appear a week before this day,

 

Mentioning that I had passed away,

 

This to some maybe welcome news,

 

Possibly because of my controversial views,

 

Yet the last laugh I hope we can all share as well,

 

As you come and bid me a final farewell,

 

All present that is including the Vicar too,

 

Has no option but to turn up in the nude.

 

Who no doubt with balls like that,

 

Could have been a Cannon!

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