Relation between gardening and traffic flow

[Stonks 10]

The other day I was sitting in the permanent traffic jam on Bradfield Road in Hillsborough, I was waiting to get through the lights to go onto Holme Lane.

I had the radio on and was listening to a gardening programme. One of the experts said that at the end of the season he "dead heads" some of his flowers.

 

Funny isn't it, how something quite unrelated can cause you to think of the council wizards who organise the traffic in Sfeffield

[TimmyR 10]

Or maybe you could actually think, perhaps if i got out of my car and walked or cycled there'd be less traffic because after I AM traffic not IN traffic.

 

And once you'd finished thinking that maybe you could be thankful to people in the council who dedicate a lot of time and resource to the I'm sure very challenging task of trying to keep traffic moving freely and safely around the city with limited funding.

 

You could think that or just sit in your car and expect everything to be sorted out for you.

Edited October 17, 2016 by TimmyR

[EODM83 10]

Or maybe you could actually think, perhaps if i got out of my car and walked or cycled there'd be less traffic because after I AM traffic not IN traffic.

 

 

I'l definitely think that next time i'm cycling to Cornwall!

[smithy266 21]

I think they dedicate a lot of their time into thinking how to stop traffic moving freely.

[Andy1976 10]

How often do your do that?

 

I know someone who did it for charity. Sheffield to Sheffield.

[Penistone999 10]

Or maybe you could actually think, perhaps if i got out of my car and walked or cycled there'd be less traffic because after I AM traffic not IN traffic.

 

And once you'd finished thinking that maybe you could be thankful to people in the council who dedicate a lot of time and resource to the I'm sure very challenging task of trying to keep traffic moving freely and safely around the city with limited funding.

 

You could think that or just sit in your car and expect everything to be sorted out for you.

 

Thats the best joke ive heard this year. :hihi:

[monkey104 10]

I believe my 8 yr old granddaughter could make a better go of Sheffield traffic management than the present incumbents.

[Scutts 10]

I know someone who did it for charity. Sheffield to Sheffield.

 

I could that!

[The Joker 10]

I believe my 8 yr old granddaughter could make a better go of Sheffield traffic management than the present incumbents.

 

how? By swapping bus lanes for pony lanes ?

[monkey104 10]

how? By swapping bus lanes for pony lanes ?

 

I don't know, I will ask her.

[S1 1DJ 11]

I don't know, I will ask her.

 

do we have a response!?

[Astonblade 10]

Or maybe you could actually think, perhaps if i got out of my car and walked or cycled there'd be less traffic because after I AM traffic not IN traffic.

 

And once you'd finished thinking that maybe you could be thankful to people in the council who dedicate a lot of time and resource to the I'm sure very challenging task of trying to keep traffic moving freely and safely around the city with limited funding.

 

You could think that or just sit in your car and expect everything to be sorted out for you.

 

Please send me the name of your dealer cos thats some strong stuff youve been smoking