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Female. Definitely female. With a beard.

 

Probably one of those cardboard and elastic band beards as per The Life Of Brian, in the stoning scene lol

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It's clear his violin playing is somehow linked to your sandwich eating.

 

As soon as you started eating he appeared with his violin, and as soon as you finished eating- he went back into the pub.

 

Possible solution would be:

 

1. Buy two sandwiches, then eat one in the open, and then when he goes back in, hide and eat the other (The Mr Bean approach).

 

2. Buy a footlong from Subway.... then it will be pure will power, who can hold out the longest.... (the Rocky approach)

Take your ghetto blaster with you and tell him if he plays anywhere near you,you'll give him a blast of Daniel O'Donnell!, then again I think I'd let him play violin!

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He only knows one Irish jig, he plays it over and over again. It's worse than the Romanian concertina players you see on the Moor!

 

There's one guy outside the market with a digital style accordian who just plays the built in sample tunes and pretends to press the keys. Sounds better than some of his compatriots who clearly can't play a note. There are a couple of decent ones but they are the exception.

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Username? You've lost me. .

 

"Owe them nowt" doesn't exactly scream people person. :)

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"Owe them nowt" doesn't exactly scream people person. :)

 

Lol, now he knows what you mean, he was slow on your perception of his name, a bit like Eric Idle's Mr.Smoketoomuch.:D

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Lol, now he knows what you mean, he was slow on your perception of his name, a bit like Eric Idle's Mr.Smoketoomuch.:D

 

Really? When it comes to perception a brass eye serves you well.

 

As for Mr. Hartley ................. he certainly does scream.

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