You know you're back in Sheffield when...

[Draggletail 58]

......You bounce off an unusually high traffic calming hump on the road and land in an unusually deep pothole on the other side.

[Zoggi 10]

you know you're back in sheffield when the chavs are relatively harmless (compared to wakey)

[Zoggi 10]

Or when you look out of the train window and see all the old steelworks, and feel that "sheffieldness" in your vains... or is that just me?

[eric sean 10]

Thankfully the spelling squad are on their hols.

it was a joke:D

[JudeZ 10]

when you feel as though you need climbing gear to get to work

[d71146 10]

Every other bloke is wearing a baseball cap.

[Normal 10]

You know you're in Sheffield when you go into the the town centre and find no shops worth going into.

For a city this size we have to have the worst shopping in the country.

 

You know when you're in Sheffield when the person is charge is a monkey with a red rosette.

[tarantino 10]

you know your in sheffield when.......

 

your setting up a tent to weather the storm halfway up hunter house road wishing you'd chosen mt everest instead as more ppl have conquered it!

[Pingpang 10]

i think you mean the grammer squad are in.. not is in.

 

lol i think you all mean grammar

 

heh heh

 

and to stick my pedantic oar in, i'd say the grammar squad is in, not are in, as the squad is singular

 

 

ont' topic, how about you get off the bus with a load of people and everyone says thanks to the driver?

 

grown men calling each other love is a fave of mine

 

all black cab drivers seem to be muslim

 

looking across the city from one of the many hills you can see almost as many trees as houses

[Draggletail 58]

you know your in sheffield when.......

 

your setting up a tent to weather the storm halfway up hunter house road wishing you'd chosen mt everest instead as more ppl have conquered it!

Nah, Penryhn Rd is steeper, surely?

They have sherpas living up there

[Pingpang 10]

at different times i used to live up penrhyn road and hunter hill road

 

you get quite fit slogging up those hills every day - used to make me laugh when visiting mates complained

 

it's a bit mental bombing down them on a bike, i can tell ya

[Splodge_CRB 10]

You're back in Sheffield when you can't get the Twilight Zone theme out of your head

 

You can name half of the street beggars

 

None of the buildings match

 

You're never more than five yards from a phone or pound or coffee shop and sod all else

 

You can spend up to two hours a day waiting for public transport

 

And you know you'll put up with it all cos where else are you going to find such a great mix of people, I'll never leave.......for long