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One time a very long time ago, a young girl named Jessica Ennis was visited by an angel called Pete McKee who told her that God wanted her to have a child and she was to call that child Phil Oakey, a little while later Jessica was married to Alex Turner. Even though they were to have this child soon they had to travel to a little place called parson cross to buy some hendersons relish....

 

Anybody want to extend on this ?!

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And the Guardian Angel came down who was called Helen Sharman who was accompanied by her mentor Sebastion Coe who then.......

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......... said " Soon you will be in need of a pram... I know somebody who's got one. He's called John Burkill the pram man and he's very charitable"............

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You're gonna need a big pram...cos just then three wise-guys from the East End showed up with a whole load of goodies: Whoopee Goldberg, Frankenstein and Murgatroid, soon followed by more Goodies: Tim Brookside Taylor, Bill Oddbod and that other one. Who'd all been following the Sheffield Star up the Moor......

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They met up with some shepherds who had been washing their socks by night in the Goodwin fountain. " Shall we go for a pint int Mucky Duck " ? said Bill.

To which the shepherds replied " Sorry, can't tonight, got to go and see Mary Christmas, Joefish and baby cheeses." ....................

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Sounds a fun-gig said Bill....can we all tag along and see the baby cheeses too? I promise we'll be quiet......Just keep and eye on that Star.....

 

 

What things shall we bring along though?

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Bring a Barnsley kiss (always handy to have one on standby) and make sure we have all the ingredients to make a Yorkshire pudding for a starter... just like mom used to make... flour, eggs, salt, axle grease...

 

Can you pass me a coit and booits as it's getting a bit parky out... That star seems to be hovering over Firth Browns now... he'll be a steel worker when he grows up that lad, well he woulda been if...

Edited by Frankie Rage

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....He'd not changed his name to Peter Stringfellow. He's been following the stars all his life: Mojo, Hip,Hip - Hippadrome..Who knows where our little lad'll end up ?!?

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Well I reckon he'll end up on t' cross.. that would be Parson Cross, o' course.. when his money runs out, he'll defo come back to Sheffers.. Just bound to, wouldn't you? I mean who wants a monied, glitzy lifestyle?

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