Morrison's Hillsborough escalators!!

[CURVYBIRD12 10]

Hots on..grow up loser

[GLASGOWOODS 10]

All too often we hear tales of woe about escalators.

This thread has bought back terrible traumatic memories of the time my shopping trolley got stuck to the slopey electric stairs of T'As(bo)da, whilst on a scientific journey through the wastelands of Parsonia in my quest for any signs of sentient life.

 

Hahaha........and another hahaha.

 

My minds full of madness, just wish I could get it down on paper like you Alcoblog.

[neilf 10]

I've been not far from it for 60 years as of July and it's allus been Parsons Cross round here

 

Excuse me but from a Parsonian its Parson Cross, Thank you very much!

[shelltom 10]

They will have been broken for 2 weeks now

[tzijlstra 11]

All too often we hear tales of woe about escalators.

This thread has bought back terrible traumatic memories of the time my shopping trolley got stuck to the slopey electric stairs of T'As(bo)da, whilst on a scientific journey through the wastelands of Parsonia in my quest for any signs of sentient life.

 

Tell me Alco, how do you select the threads that might benefit from your brilliance?

 

Also, can you explain't cartoon?

[Alcoblog 10]

Tell me Alco, how do you select the threads that might benefit from your brilliance?

 

Also, can you explain't cartoon?

 

Cartoon … CARTOON?!

That's no cartoon sir, it's a high definition photograph taken by my very own 'Alcoblad™' 35mm SLR pinhole camera, thank you so much, very kindly.

 

It was taken for a thread somewhere on here, whereby I made an account of an expedition that my goodself (courtesy of the trusty Alcocopter™) made into the far distant, and as yet unchartered, antediluvian quagmire, colloquially known as Parsonia .

 

The one hour exploration involved bartering with the neanderthal species for emergency Hula-hoop flavoured supplies at an emporium known as T'Asda.

Upon my attempted escape from said den of malcontentment, my shopping trolley became embroiled with a rotating, electromagnetic metal staircase causing much distress.

It is only through sheer good luck and happenstace (and a 3-phase taser) that I survived to tell the tale.

[Minimo 59]

Tesco at Spital Hill is just as bad. The escalators there keep breaking down.

[mda03cn 10]

They aren't really escalators in the sense they have steps so it's really just like a long ramp when it's not working,

 

But they are useless when they're not working and you have a trolley full of shopping as the wheels lock onto the travelator and you can't push them.

[dangerousedd 10]

Someone at the bus stop yesterday said they had been condemned by health and safety.

 

 

must have just be serviced by some Chinese company

[satman2222 10]

Cartoon … CARTOON?!

That's no cartoon sir, it's a high definition photograph taken by my very own 'Alcoblad™' 35mm SLR pinhole camera, thank you so much, very kindly.

 

It was taken for a thread somewhere on here, whereby I made an account of an expedition that my goodself (courtesy of the trusty Alcocopter™) made into the far distant, and as yet unchartered, antediluvian quagmire, colloquially known as Parsonia .

 

The one hour exploration involved bartering with the neanderthal species for emergency Hula-hoop flavoured supplies at an emporium known as T'Asda.

Upon my attempted escape from said den of malcontentment, my shopping trolley became embroiled with a rotating, electromagnetic metal staircase causing much distress.

It is only through sheer good luck and happenstace (and a 3-phase taser) that I survived to tell the tale.

 

It's not T'Asda, it's CHAVSDA! :hihi::hihi:

 

 

 

,

[denlin 12]

But they are useless when they're not working and you have a trolley full of shopping as the wheels lock onto the travelator and you can't push them.

 

Try pulling it

 

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Excuse me but from a Parsonian its Parson Cross, Thank you very much!

 

How long have you lived on Parsons Cross?

[Godzilla 10]

With the lift and the escalators out of action, it is not possible to get a trolly full of shopping up to the top carpark. It's a bit of a faff if you've walked down the stairs and only realised you can't get back when you've already filled a trolly.