A "Crisp Sandwich Shop" in Sheffield city centre -

[PRESLEY 1,229]

With cereal bars and crisp butty shops...

 

...why is it still not possible to buy Ally Sheedy's Breakfast Club sandwich

 

Because Emilio Estervez ate it.

[CarolW 10]

I bought a cheese and tomato sandwich today that came with some cheese and onion crisps + drink on a meal deal and put the crisps in the sandwich and it actually tasted good.

 

But salad cream and prawn cocktail???!!!!!!!!!!

[PRESLEY 1,229]

But salad cream and prawn cocktail???!!!!!!!!!!

 

My dad's favourite sandwich is Jam and Cheese.

[JFKvsNixon 11]

My dad's favourite sandwich is Jam and Cheese.

 

With a name like that I'd have thought that it would have been a peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich!

[Cyclone 10]

Try a Toaster I bet that works. if you need instructions give us a shout.

 

There is no toaster in this office.

 

Check. Mate.

[PRESLEY 1,229]

There is no toaster in this office.

 

Check. Mate.

 

Buy one there are only a fiver and they also come with instructions, Game Set and Match.

[JFKvsNixon 11]

Buy one there are only a fiver and they also come with instructions, Game Set and Match.

 

A toaster + smoke detectors = fail.

[PRESLEY 1,229]

A toaster + smoke detectors = fail.

 

A Toaster= Toasted Bread, a Smoke Detector= Detecting Smoke.

[Squiggs 11]

I'd sit back with popcorn to watch this nonsense all day - but I can't be bothered to go out and grow corn on the grass behind the office to make it with

[discodown 11]

A toaster + smoke detectors = fail.

You could always try a wacky concept like...I don't know...not burning the bread so it doesn't set the smoke detectors off.

 

No, thats just madness. MADNESS

[Cyclone 10]

Buy one there are only a fiver and they also come with instructions, Game Set and Match.

 

You can't just go around plugging devices in in the office. They have to be authorised and PAT tested.

 

Anyway, I assume that you'd want me to mine the metals, smelt it and make a toaster from scratch, not buy one.

[liam1412 14]

But why scuttle off to the Co-Op for a six pack of breadcakes and a family bag of ready salted when you can spend a tenner on an organic, gluten-free panini stuffed with hand-picked flash-fried kale rondels served on a bit of driftwood?

 

This comment win's the internet today IMO!