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It seems clear that there's too many people in GB and we need to deport a few,

I think we should start on:

People at golf tournaments who shout " get in the hole" when the golfer hits a shot 300 yards from the green.

People who sit in aisle seats on buses and trains when there's an empty seat by the window. I know a bloke who bumps in to them on purpose then says sorry.

Families who go on holiday mob handed monopolising all the sun beds, usually scousers, Geordies and cockneys.

Arsenal fans who complain about Arsene Wenger,(they should try living in Sheffield)

There would of course be exceptions in these depending on which football team they support, obviously Blades would be exempt.

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Katie Hopkins should be at the head of the queue.

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People who bang on about deporting people.

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People with a fish for a user name.

 

The entire population of Handsworth.

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Deport me to Australia, New Zealand, the West Indies or maybe even Columbia!

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It seems clear that there's too many people in GB and we need to deport a few,

I think we should start on:

People at golf tournaments who shout " get in the hole" when the golfer hits a shot 300 yards from the green.

People who sit in aisle seats on buses and trains when there's an empty seat by the window. I know a bloke who bumps in to them on purpose then says sorry.

Families who go on holiday mob handed monopolising all the sun beds, usually scousers, Geordies and cockneys.

Arsenal fans who complain about Arsene Wenger,(they should try living in Sheffield)

There would of course be exceptions in these depending on which football team they support, obviously Blades would be exempt.

 

ITS A GOOD START ESPECIALLY THE GOLFING ONE:hihi:

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The entire population of Handsworth.

 

Trolls from Hillsborough.

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How about people who create work for the moderating team? ;)

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It seems clear that there's too many people in GB and we need to deport a few,

I think we should start on:

People at golf tournaments who shout " get in the hole" when the golfer hits a shot 300 yards from the green.

People who sit in aisle seats on buses and trains when there's an empty seat by the window. I know a bloke who bumps in to them on purpose then says sorry.

Families who go on holiday mob handed monopolising all the sun beds, usually scousers, Geordies and cockneys.

Arsenal fans who complain about Arsene Wenger,(they should try living in Sheffield)

There would of course be exceptions in these depending on which football team they support, obviously Blades would be exempt.

Lead by example and bugger off yourself.

 

---------- Post added 28-07-2015 at 15:48 ----------

 

How about people who create work for the moderating team? ;)

 

I dont mean to really i dont.

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How about people who create work for the moderating team? ;)

:huh:

How about...

 

... the moderating team? ;)

 

 

(OK, it was meant as a JOKE... but I guess it's time I deported myself before someone else does it for me! :wave:)

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