Pipe Ten   10 #1 Posted April 22, 2015 An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol  ---------- Post added 22-04-2015 at 16:06 ----------  Second joke of the day:  An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, "Can I join you?". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
ITsupport   10 #2 Posted April 27, 2015 Good effort gents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Pipe Ten   10 #3 Posted April 27, 2015 One for today:  There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Huxley   10 #4 Posted April 27, 2015 sorry to be a dipstick but what's an SQL????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
gavme   10 #5 Posted April 28, 2015 "Knock, knock. Who's there?" very long pause... "Java." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Pipe Ten   10 #6 Posted May 18, 2015 Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his Facebook profile? He wanted to keep a low profile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mikes10   10 #7 Posted May 18, 2015 A little old but should make you smile  Windows definition: 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system Using a 4 bit processor written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
swarfendor437 Â Â 14 #8 Posted May 22, 2015 Q: When is a .zip file like a Dentist? Â A: When it is extracting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Pipe Ten   10 #9 Posted May 22, 2015 Nice one, like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
L00b   441 #10 Posted May 22, 2015 What are the three most dangerous things in the world?   a software type with a screwdriver a hardware type with a program patch a user with an idea  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
swarfendor437 Â Â 14 #11 Posted May 23, 2015 Nice one, like it! Â The 4th is a DIY Bodger who pours concrete through every case opening! Â Why? He is installing a Hard Drive when he should have been installing a Driveway! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
woolyhead   15 #12 Posted May 24, 2015 Suspect. It couldn't have been me officer. My software's in 32 bits. Policeman. Do you realise that this is wilful destruction of police evidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...