Joke of the day

[Pipe Ten 10]

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

 

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Second joke of the day:

 

An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, "Can I join you?".

[ITsupport 10]

Good effort gents.

[Pipe Ten 10]

One for today:

 

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

[Huxley 10]

sorry to be a dipstick but what's an SQL?????

[gavme 10]

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

very long pause...

"Java."

[Pipe Ten 10]

Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his Facebook profile?

He wanted to keep a low profile.

[Mikes10 10]

A little old but should make you smile

 

Windows definition:

32 bit extension

for a 16 bit patch

to an 8 bit operating system

Using a 4 bit processor

written by a 2 bit company

that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

[swarfendor437 14]

Q: When is a .zip file like a Dentist?

 

A: When it is extracting!

[Pipe Ten 10]

Nice one, like it!

[L00b 441]

What are the three most dangerous things in the world?

 

 

1. a software type with a screwdriver
   
2. a hardware type with a program patch
   
3. a user with an idea
   

 

[swarfendor437 14]

Nice one, like it!

 

The 4th is a DIY Bodger who pours concrete through every case opening!

 

Why? He is installing a Hard Drive when he should have been installing a Driveway!

[woolyhead 15]

Suspect. It couldn't have been me officer. My software's in 32 bits.

Policeman. Do you realise that this is wilful destruction of police evidence?