Funny and illogical sayings of mothers!!

[lovely lady 10]

Mum would say tha thinks I've come up canal ont banana boat if I was trying to pull wool over her eyes.

 

My mum still says does that think I came up canal in a bubble?!

 

maybe its a development on a banana boat?!

[davebrmm 10]

Thall laff at other side o thi face in a minnit

 

---------- Post added 21-07-2014 at 22:12 ----------

 

Tha must think a cum darn ont up train

[GLASGOWOODS 10]

Shut door! Everybodys gawpin in.

[PeterR 10]

Round t'lump meant the same as round the block to me as a child in Grimesthorpe 1943 to 1957. That is to say, if you could turn first left at each junction and eventually arrive back where you started. Or for that matter, turn first right at each junction for a different view point. A yoos teh gufforra ride round t' lump on me bike

Edited July 22, 2014 by PeterR

[davebrmm 10]

My gram used to say stop laffin and gosterin dall mek de sen sick

[cookingfat50 10]

Who can remember funny things their mothers used to say to them as children?

 

my mam and nan used to say tuck thee shirt in or thal get coud in thee kidneys.

ironic that is cause in 1990 I had cancer of the right kidney and was taken out and then ok but 3 years after my other kidney packed up end up on dialysis so maybe my old nan wasn't far wrong god bless her

[old tup 30]

If we made a request for something from my ma when she was busy she sometimes said"Pass me t sweeping brush a,ll stick handle up me arse an sweep t yard while am at it!".:hihi: