How do you know you are old

[Agent Orange 11]

Following on from a thread by tzijlstra.

 

How do you know when you're getting old?

 

Here's a list of things I do now that I didn't years ago.

 

1) watch documentaries

2) drink more coffee than alcohol

3) Rather stay in than visit a club

4) become more miserable

5) turn the radio down or off

6) afternoon naps

7) palet changes from burgers and fries to chicken and vegetables

use uncool words

9) make a moaning noise when you stand or sit

10) drive much slower

11) complain too much

12) find milfs attractive and realise those milfs are now your age.

 

Apart from the first 3, I cannot identify with the rest

 

Admittedly, I had an age reality check today when I noticed on facebook my old school friend's children receiving their GCSE results, bearing in mind I am only 38.

[Maz3 10]

You wake up, can't bring yourself to open your eyes, body feels like a bucket of nails ...

[Janus 28]

Rubbing on Vic where you used to splash Brut.

[buck 11]

When sweet young things come up to you asking if you need their help, knowing that you're not capable of anything naughty.

[Ghosthunter 10]

When you have trouble trying to fit your legs in those little seats on

shopping trollies.

[skat man 10]

As I Said: When your rucksack becomes loose and you sit on them. Thats getting old!

[charliewag 19]

Listening to magic am at work( especially the 60s at 6 and 70s at 7 shows ) and telling your younger colleagues you used to dance to these tunes at the top rank and baileys night clubs.

[poppypoppy 10]

I've recently let my hair dye grow out..to reveal white hair which I've had since my teens...thats why I dyed it in the first place. ..went to the hairdresser and was charged the oap rate. ...I'm now considering dying it again. ....now that made me feel old....wouldn't mind but I'm no where near being an oap! !