Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  

Old Morris Minor

Recommended Posts

Old Morris Minor

 

In his mouth maybe one tooth or two,

Skinny old chap everyone knew,

Fe-k off was his favourite phrase,

Never heard him give anyone praise,

Although fit as a butchers dog was he,

Started work at factory when he was sixty three,

Had more than ten kids we seem to think,

He would go to canteen to collect his drink,

Usual cup of tea in yellow mug, three sugars,

Rarely got a smile off this tired looking bugger,

Hair now thin but not all grey,

Probably quite a handsome lad in his day,

Seventy next birthday but no thought of retiring,

Better than most of these you keep hiring,

This is something he often says to me,

Is he right? Well quite possibly,

Got a good engine on this now Sixty Niner,

Not to dissimilar to an old Morris Minor.

Body needs attention but M.O.T ok,

Asked if he’s retiring? He says no fecking way.

 

johnsbucket

Edited by johnsbucket

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.