"Notice To Vacate"!

[Jeffrey Shaw 90]

Here's a new spam e-mail that I've just received, a variant twist of the "Give me your bank details":

 

Notice to vacate,

 

You are hereby notified that you must vacate your home within

a ten-days period since the date when this notice is received.

The bank has already foreclosed on your residential

property and you are a trespasser now.

 

In our turn we are kindly asking you

to contact us without delay and:

- To move out timely;

- Not to leave any of your belongings and trash;

- Not to leave the property dirty.

 

We hope for your cooperation.

Please find out contact information

and the bank statement attached to this notice.

 

Real estate agency,

Isabella Smith"

 

Beware!

[aliceBB 10]

That Isabella Smith. She's obviously after you.

[SpikeMac 10]

Should have paid your mortgage.

 

Chem will have some helpful tips for you.

[Electerrific 14]

Tchh, the banks will try anything!

[Jeffrey Shaw 90]

That Isabella Smith. She's obviously after you.

But she's clearly no good at proof-reading!