Increase in prostitutes

[Epic Fail 10]

My driving instructor was propositioned years ago in the city centre, whilst I was driving!

 

Did the instructor accept your proposition?

[Mr Bloom 10]

Did the instructor accept your proposition?

 

Don't be drawn in to this monkey business!

[Mr Clowning 10]

Another family friendly thread tolerated by SF

 

Well done to all concerned

 

Off Topic but I have never seen anyone with a typo name before

 

---------- Post added 17-02-2014 at 00:34 ----------

 

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

 

You can but you have to add a few more letters

 

---------- Post added 17-02-2014 at 00:37 ----------

 

I cam imagine detective fuming away there and being on the phone to the mods.

 

Let you off for putting cam instead of can, but only because you spelt Detective right

[Ghostrider 11]

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

 

But a housewife can turn into a hoe...mine did

[Mr Clowning 10]

But a housewife can turn into a hoe...mine did

 

Give a house wife a hoe and you have the full package

[gladwell64 10]

My driving instructor was propositioned years ago in the city centre, whilst I was driving!

 

bragging about your multitasking capability ? self praise is no recommendation

[Ghostrider 11]

I wonder...do prostitutes give loyalty cards ?

[Mr Clowning 10]

I wonder...do prostitutes give loyalty cards ?

 

You sometimes get an appointment card for an STD clinic.

[Starlc 11]

I wonder...do prostitutes give loyalty cards ?

 

I will ask them next time they try to " enter" lol

[wobblybob50 10]

Used to know a couple of working girls that went in the Royal Oak on Broad Street (sadly demolished for a posh car companys car park). They used to call in after a ''shift for a few drinks and were really nice girls and a right laugh.

Was once propositioned after visiting my sister in the Jessops hospital and when I said no thanks I'd rather buy beer with my money I got a right load of abuse.

[MonkeyLover 10]

What did she say , do you want to put it in forward or reverse

 

:hihi:

 

---------- Post added 17-02-2014 at 09:21 ----------

 

bragging about your multitasking capability ? self praise is no recommendation

 

:confused:

I'll make it easy for you... I'm female, NOT a prostitute, I was on a driving lesson. My male driving instructor was sat in the passenger seat, as they do. We stopped at a junction, or traffic lights or something..... And a prostitute appeared at his window and told him the price of her services!

Edited February 17, 2014 by MonkeyLover

[cuttsie 1,091]

Some of the old boilers who used to sup in the Magnet across the road were a bit rough and ready and were probably half cut by 2.30pm .

Some of those sheep in Penistone are looking shaggy.