Have you ever cooked naked?

[Simon T 10]

Sorry I'm not being pervy here honestly. I just think it's one of those myths that you hear about in songs (Jealous by Beyoncé) or see in films and on tv but nobody ever does in real life

 

Am I wrong?

[Manlinose 10]

does making a cup of tea count?

 

otherwise no - i usually keep my socks on

[Simon T 10]

does making a cup of tea count?

 

otherwise no - i usually keep my socks on

 

No I think we are talking about 'proper cooking' splattery, pots and pans etc

[Mister M 1,625]

No I haven't. My kitchen is too cold for that kind of thing.

[charmer 10]

I have. The other day I cooked bacon, scrambled eggs and toast with no clothes on.

 

If no one is in the house, why bother putting clothes on?

[Resident 1,193]

Sorry I'm not being pervy here honestly. I just think it's one of those myths that you hear about in songs (Jealous by Beyoncé) or see in films and on tv but nobody ever does in real life

 

Am I wrong?

 

Once, but only because I lost a bet with my female flat mate.

 

Well I had waist-down apron on but nothing else

[GLASGOWOODS 10]

Bit of a fetish of mine. Frying pan on hot hot hot! Throw in some bangers and egg and wait for the hot oil splash out all over my genitalia..

[XXTickerXX 10]

I have. With a bow tie on as well.

[foxy lady 10]

I have. The other day I cooked bacon, scrambled eggs and toast with no clothes on.

 

If no one is in the house, why bother putting clothes on?

 

Because it doesn't hurt so much if you splash hot fat on a pair of pants.

[spats 10]

I regularly do the housework in the buff. I pull all the blinds down & get naked & dirty! Once when I was on my knees washing the kitchen floor I turned round to see the postman putting a parcel delivery through the catflap. Not sure who was more embarrassed, him or me.

[GLASGOWOODS 10]

I regularly do the housework in the buff. I pull all the blinds down & get naked & dirty! Once when I was on my knees washing the kitchen floor I turned round to see the postman putting a parcel delivery through the catflap. Not sure who was more embarrassed, him or me.

 

Postman slippin his package in ya flap don't sound too bad to me.

[Jeffrey Shaw 90]

A simple mis-spelling. They told you to take the pans off...