Sir_Nigel 10 #1 Posted February 5, 2014 Sorry to intrude on Johnsbucket.com but here’s a poem by someone else: Like Waitrose I just popped in for margarine and found this tranquil place where matrons shop for groceries at a gently ordered pace. A higher, brighter Otherworld with slightly dearer nosh, a sea of gracious Englishness where the checkout girls are posh. A calming cool oasis, delightful but bizarre, compared to it’s competitors - a restful Shangri-la. I wandered through its cloistered lanes with reverential awe, only having slummed it with the common folk before. It’s resolutely middle class - the accents here are plummier, the clientele more civilised, the mummies also yummier. They seem to have a rule preventing those from council flats from dragging round their growing broods of noisy wayward brats. And feckless bovine layabouts with badly drawn tattoos are not allowed to block the aisles with carts of bargain booze. Some bold directive bars the way to those of little brain, the seedy undesirables and anyone called Wayne. They’re really most fastidious - some strict protective hand sees sportswear logos frowned upon, jogging bottoms banned, trouser belts compulsory, the great unwashed rejected the hooded top a rarity. A certain norm expected. And though this new environment seemed alien and strange, I loved the cosy Stepfordness and narrow social range. So if you want to enter here I hope you’re thick of skin, ‘cos if you’re only riff raff they might not let you in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...