johnsbucket   10 #1 Posted January 29, 2014 Stand and Deliver  This could be me or a mere observation, Whilst on motorway, I called in at a service station, Feeling rather parched just fancied a nice cup of tea, Perhaps even try one of their bacon butties, I walked in to where they were serving hot food, But forgive me for trying not to sound too rude, The prices they charge I should of brought my flask, Suddenly thought Dick Turpin the man with the mask, Bacon Butty with one freshly brewed cup of tea, Was going to cost me a total seven pounds fifty, One teabag, hot water, two bacon two bread, Here’s me thinking highwaymen were dead, To make things worse, I asked for a sauce sachet, And found out I had another twenty pence to pay, Daylight robbery inflation or pure greed, Only thing missing here was the highwayman’s steed, So next time I’m driving, I will give these a swerve, Those robbing gits they've got a nerve.  Johnsbucket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...