The Queen's Christmas Day Speech.

[Epic Fail 10]

God save the Queen.

 

Save her from what?

[MrNM 10]

He's never going to have to get a referarral from his GP is he? The best medical care in the world keeps them alive until inevitability finally prevails. If they could find a means of extending their longevity at our expense, I am sure they would take it.

 

I know, so expensive! I mean the revenue the royal family drives through tourism for one is non existent. and those bloody patriots with their flags and vulgar sense of identity and pride. Enslave them all, especially the middle classes. Communism for the win!

[Stan Tamudo 10]

I know, so expensive! I mean the revenue the royal family drives through tourism for one is non existent. and those bloody patriots with their flags and vulgar sense of identity and pride. Enslave them all, especially the middle classes. Communism for the win!

 

Look what the cat dragged in!

[MrNM 10]

Look what the cat dragged in!

 

Stan, it's been a while and I know you've missed me. Could sit here all night chatting but I need to top and tail some king prawns for my tasty baguette. Ciao

[oooo 10]

Save her from what?

 

Haemeroids.

[Stan Tamudo 10]

Stan, it's been a while and I know you've missed me. Could sit here all night chatting but I need to top and tail some king prawns for my tasty baguette. Ciao

 

No worries, I understand how hard it is to make prawn sandwiches.

 

I was just enjoying my sumptuous prawn sandwich and bottle of cristal with my millionaire chums when I got to thinking, what sandwiches do the rest of you enjoy, and whats your favorite tipple?