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Christmas Joke

 

It was the school Nativity Play. The three wise men had arrived bringing gifts to the baby Jesus.

The first wise man said,

‘I bring gold.’ 

The second said,

‘I bring myrrh.’ 

The third said,

‘And Frank sent this!’ 

 

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What do you call a woman with no legs

Fanny walker!

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I've been invited to the RLNI's Christmas Party again this year.  Last year's was fantastic. 

 

They certainly know how to push the boat out. 

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7 hours ago, Mister M said:

What do you call a woman with no legs

Fanny walker!

Bit risque for you M  :thumbsup: . By the way its an old joke about Coronation Street 

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1 minute ago, hackey lad said:

Bit risque for you M  :thumbsup: . By the way its an old joke about Coronation Street 

It was one of the first jokes I heard at secondary school. Needless to say, I found it hilarious, especially as you said, Annie Walker was still a character in Coronation Street :hihi:

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1 hour ago, Mister M said:

It was one of the first jokes I heard at secondary school. Needless to say, I found it hilarious, especially as you said, Annie Walker was still a character in Coronation Street :hihi:

Same here  1975

Edited by hackey lad

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It’s going to be a cold Winter,

Ive just seen a field of pigs wearing blankets !

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I went into a chemist shop and asked "Do you have any bedpans?"

The assistant said "I'm afraid we haven't sir. Have you tried Boots?"

I said yes but it runs out the lace holes.

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Paddy gets a job as a carpenter on a building site, but on his first day he forgets to wear his hard hat. As he walks under some scaffolding, a workman above drops a stanley knife and it slices Paddy's ear clean off. As Paddy screams out in pain, the whole site workforce come running, looking for the lost ear. After a few seconds a bloke finds an ear in a pile of rubble and shouts "Is this it!?" Paddy looks up and shouts back "no, mine had a pencil behind it..

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Back in the UK for a few hours, so I thought I'd treat you to.........

 

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive.

 

 

 

 


You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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4 minutes ago, FoxLady said:

Back in the UK for a few hours, so I thought I'd treat you to.........

 

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive.

 

 

 

 


You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Thank goodness It's only a few hours........

 

Enjoy your Christmas Foxy.

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58 minutes ago, Padders said:

Thank goodness It's only a few hours........

 

Enjoy your Christmas Foxy.

Again FoxLady tries to brighten our days with a smile - again you have a go at her.  Shame on you in this season of goodwill Padders!  Redeem yourself with a couple of jokes of your own......

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