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Really looking forward to travelling to France again tomorrow.

I've got tickets for the "Flicking a ruler off the side of a desk" final.

 

It's being held in the Dordogne.

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Everybody seems to remember cabbie Fred Housego winning TV's Mastermind quiz all those years ago.

 

Apparently all the contestants were allowed a dummy run-through before recording, in order for them to get used to the lighting, cameras, etc.

In early "rehearsals" the TV crew had a lot of problems with Fred, until they turned the famous black chair around 180  degrees, so he could answer the questions over his left shoulder.....

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6 hours ago, FoxLady said:

Everybody seems to remember cabbie Fred Housego winning TV's Mastermind quiz all those years ago.

 

Apparently all the contestants were allowed a dummy run-through before recording, in order for them to get used to the lighting, cameras, etc.

In early "rehearsals" the TV crew had a lot of problems with Fred, until they turned the famous black chair around 180  degrees, so he could answer the questions over his left shoulder.....

Who ?

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19 hours ago, hackey lad said:

Who ?

I know.

Me neither.

Far too young.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Gormenghast said:

He was the first winner on Mastermind i think?

 

Might be wrong though.

Yes, we're kidding, Gormenghast.

I'm as old as the hills, and I suspect hackey is .....er.....not much of a lad.

 

(Oh, I don't know though!)

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2 hours ago, FoxLady said:

Yes, we're kidding, Gormenghast.

I'm as old as the hills, and I suspect hackey is .....er.....not much of a lad.

 

(Oh, I don't know though!)

Bit like your jokes Foxy :hihi:.

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London Zoo were having trouble with their rhinoceros breeding programme.  They had tried several male rhino's with the female herd but the females just ignored them.  Then London Zoo got a call from a private zoo who said that they had a male rhino & they'd send him over. 

 

A superb male rhino arrived, the females were  instantly interested & within a few hours, he had breed with 15 females.  Very impressed one of the London Zoo keepers asked, "What’s the name of that fine rhino?" 

 

"Oh that's Rhino Neal."     (topical). 

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And just for Padders, my final one for 2023....

 

 

 

Bloke, staring at his grubby T-shirt : "Just going to pop this in the wash, m'duck. What temperature do you think?"

Wife :" Well...what's it say on the shirt?"

Bloke : "Pink Floyd..."

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1 hour ago, FoxLady said:

And just for Padders, my final one for 2023....

 

 

 

Bloke, staring at his grubby T-shirt : "Just going to pop this in the wash, m'duck. What temperature do you think?"

Wife :" Well...what's it say on the shirt?"

Bloke : "Pink Floyd..."

Ah, saved that one for me, Fanks.

Enjoy your trip home, and best wishes for Xmas and the New Year....

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Christmas Joke
 

It was the school Nativity Play. The three wise men had arrived bringing gifts to the baby Jesus.

The first wise man said, ‘I bring gold.’

The second said, ‘I bring myrrh.’

The third said ‘and Frank sent this!’

 

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