Toilet wall humour.

[Mr Chips 10]

Our aim is to keep this toilet clean

Your aim will help.

 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by hillsbro

 

Our aim is to keep this toilet clean

Your aim will help.

 

 

 

 

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On the condom machine in the Take Two club in Attercliffe "for refund, insert baby"

 

 

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[Jim Hardie 527]

On the condom machine in the Take Two club in Attercliffe "for refund, insert baby"

 

......or 'Buy Me and Stop One'

[beezerboy 12]

On a condom in aTorquay dance hall :- This chewind gum taste F-----g awful.

[handypandy 14]

Someone had written, 'God is dead'.

 

Underneath it was the reply, ' No he isn't, he's just off working on a less ambitious project !'

 

 

 

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[bullerboY 10]

I saw one on a condom machine which said built to BS standards someone had wrote so was the Titanic and that leaked.

[melv 16]

Saw this written on the floor of a cubicle in Sheffield Uni toilets;You are now crapping at 45 degrees.

[rossyrooney 12]

Clap your hands and jump for joy, I was here before Kilroy

 

Wipe that smile off your face, Kilroy built this ******* place.

 

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On a condom machine, "my dad says they don't work".

 

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Masturbation stunts the growth.

(Bottom of cubicle door) – now you tell me.

[gallarooney 10]

Some people come to sit and think

some people come to sh.t and stink

some people come to scratch there balls

and read the writing on the walls:loopy:

[rossyrooney 12]

Press button for a 60-second speech from Nick Clegg.

(On electric hand-dryer)

[PhilMurray 10]

on the bottom of the gents door I saw "beware of limbo dancers"

[Texas 10]

Somebody wrote 'I love grils'.

Somebody else wrote underneath 'It's spelled GIRLS'.

Somebody else wrote 'What about us grils?

[sand_dollars 10]

When visiting the public and works loos you could spend a while reading the loo poets works on the walls.The one that always made me laugh was,

Here I am broken hearted.

Paid a penny and only f@@@@d.

Do you have any favourites?

 

I remember the second half of that poem but ill be banned if I put it on here lolol ..........x