Toilet wall humour.

[manxbiker 10]

While you are looking at what I've put, the crabs in here can jump two foot,

it's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet.

 

If you think that's a lie go next door the beggars fly

[soft ayperth 11]

No matter how you shake your peg

The last drops still run down your leg.

[shinysheff 10]

On a construction site loo wall in Sydney, Aus. late 60s.

"There are only 2 races on this earth,

Yorkshiremen and those who would like to be!"

[flyer 10]

WE now have running water and toilets in our new modern home ,So no need to hang around park Loos like u skuzzy lot

[PopT 10]

On a urinal wall in Jerusalem.

 

A lin drawn at low level with the name David and a line much higher marked Goliath.

 

Nothing new in toilet humour

 

Happy Days! PopT

[Shogun 10]

You are now holding the future of Britain in your hands...

 

The one where it says meet here for a good time at 10 pm tonight.. then the other one that says where were you.

Edited October 8, 2013 by Shogun

[beezerboy 12]

S---house poets when they die, should have erected in the sky, a tribute to their entertaining wit , carved for them from solid s---.

[Steptoad 12]

A man's ambition must be small, to write his name on a toilet wall.

[hyper 10]

all this painting done in vain

the phantom bog poet strikes again

[old tup 30]

Twas Christmas day in the workhouse,the workhouse master swore by all his gods"Youll get no Christmas pudding you scruffy lot o sods!.Up jumped an old pauper his face as bold as brass, said"You can keep your Christmas pudding and shove it up your arse!.=William Shakespeare.=allegedly.

[poison_pen 10]

Twas Christmas day in the workhouse,the workhouse master swore by all his gods"Youll get no Christmas pudding you scruffy lot o sods!.Up jumped an old pauper his face as bold as brass, said"You can keep your Christmas pudding and shove it up your arse!.=William Shakespeare.=allegedly.

 

If you are reading this notice you are @@@@@@@ at 45 degrees :hihi:

[david weston 10]

This is bringing out the worst in us ! Bert has won the pools and is giving a barbeque in the garden of his new house to all his old friends after showing them his gold-plated indoor loo, one of whom says, " Hey Bert, haven't you done well, you used to eat in't house and s . . . outside !"