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I don't scare easily at all but I swear if I happen upon this person some night I will be traumatised for life!

I've always been freaked out by clowns. A festering one on a bike that seems to appear from nowhere in random locations in the dead of the night and with the look of madness in his eye....Jeez, that sounds tailor-made from the stuff of my nightmares!!

 

My words, my thoughts & my fear!

 

An evil & insidious image that has crawled into my brain & will probably corrupt my sleep tonight. Damn you decaying clown who cycles in ever-decreasing circles around me until you're just there, breath on my face and saying without words...'And now what?'.... Ahhhhh!!!!

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A certain local celebrity singing star came to my mind, but I've never known him to reek.

 

:huh::suspect:

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My words, my thoughts & my fear!

............

 

Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride.

 

He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

You don't have an SF badge?

HeHe. Get in touch.

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I don't scare easily at all but I swear if I happen upon this person some night I will be traumatised for life!

I've always been freaked out by clowns. A festering one on a bike that seems to appear from nowhere in random locations in the dead of the night and with the look of madness in his eye....Jeez, that sounds tailor-made from the stuff of my nightmares!!

 

:( I agree!! I would need a straight jacket and some calming pills if I saw him!! Why would you walk around like that??? I believe in ghosts and I thought I am mad!! :loopy:

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Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride.

 

He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

You don't have an SF badge?

HeHe. Get in touch.

 

I have a SF Tee shirt. Shall I wear that ?

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Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride.

 

He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

You don't have an SF badge?

HeHe. Get in touch.

 

But sometimes when 'the fear is near', you just gotta embrace it cgksheff! I'm thinking that looking him in the eye & extending my hand may freak him out even more!! The superpower here is not a Sheffield Forum badge cgksheff, it's humanity! No more time for clowning around. :0)

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I have a SF Tee shirt. Shall I wear that ?

 

No! No!

That would seriously reduce its value.

 

SF T-Shirts should be void of any evidence of having been outdoors.

Pizza, Burger, Tinned Mackerel and even bodily fluid stains are acceptable but no evidence of sun aging.

 

 

Time for a reunion before we become "The Few"!

Edited by cgksheff

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Who dares wake the mighty jabberwock from his chilli pit of bum spurtage?

 

Fancy that! Who'd have thought a thread like this would wake the ghost of a long-gone forum legend?

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I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening.

I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.

 

On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.

 

Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!

 

---------- Post added 11-09-2013 at 09:19 ----------

 

I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos.

Of him naked preferably

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I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening.

I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.

 

On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.

 

Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!

 

---------- Post added 11-09-2013 at 09:19 ----------

 

I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos.

Of him naked preferably

 

So not dead then. :|

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