Opal8 Â Â 10 #25 Posted September 10, 2013 I don't scare easily at all but I swear if I happen upon this person some night I will be traumatised for life! I've always been freaked out by clowns. A festering one on a bike that seems to appear from nowhere in random locations in the dead of the night and with the look of madness in his eye....Jeez, that sounds tailor-made from the stuff of my nightmares!! Â My words, my thoughts & my fear! Â An evil & insidious image that has crawled into my brain & will probably corrupt my sleep tonight. Damn you decaying clown who cycles in ever-decreasing circles around me until you're just there, breath on my face and saying without words...'And now what?'.... Ahhhhh!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pattricia   574 #26 Posted September 10, 2013 A certain local celebrity singing star came to my mind, but I've never known him to reek.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cgksheff   44 #27 Posted September 10, 2013 My words, my thoughts & my fear! ............  Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride.  He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).    What?    You don't have an SF badge? HeHe. Get in touch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
supersteel   10 #28 Posted September 10, 2013 I don't scare easily at all but I swear if I happen upon this person some night I will be traumatised for life! I've always been freaked out by clowns. A festering one on a bike that seems to appear from nowhere in random locations in the dead of the night and with the look of madness in his eye....Jeez, that sounds tailor-made from the stuff of my nightmares!!  I agree!! I would need a straight jacket and some calming pills if I saw him!! Why would you walk around like that??? I believe in ghosts and I thought I am mad!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pattricia   574 #29 Posted September 10, 2013 Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride. He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).    What?    You don't have an SF badge? HeHe. Get in touch.  I have a SF Tee shirt. Shall I wear that ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Opal8   10 #30 Posted September 10, 2013 Just wear your Sheffield Forum badge prominently and with pride. He will then pass you by. (or even rescue you if appropriate).    What?    You don't have an SF badge? HeHe. Get in touch.  But sometimes when 'the fear is near', you just gotta embrace it cgksheff! I'm thinking that looking him in the eye & extending my hand may freak him out even more!! The superpower here is not a Sheffield Forum badge cgksheff, it's humanity! No more time for clowning around. :0) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cgksheff   44 #31 Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) I have a SF Tee shirt. Shall I wear that ?  No! No! That would seriously reduce its value.  SF T-Shirts should be void of any evidence of having been outdoors. Pizza, Burger, Tinned Mackerel and even bodily fluid stains are acceptable but no evidence of sun aging.   Time for a reunion before we become "The Few"! Edited September 10, 2013 by cgksheff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
danmas86   10 #32 Posted September 11, 2013 no he was chubby,  not chubby, corpulent  you have seen another one axle slack!   http://www.tia-anna.com/GalleryImages/TiaAffinity0522.jpg   Was this the one you saw? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BasilRathbon   10 #33 Posted September 11, 2013 Who dares wake the mighty jabberwock from his chilli pit of bum spurtage?  Fancy that! Who'd have thought a thread like this would wake the ghost of a long-gone forum legend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #34 Posted September 11, 2013 I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening. I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.  On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.  Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!  ---------- Post added 11-09-2013 at 09:19 ----------  I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos. Of him naked preferably Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denomis   10 #35 Posted September 11, 2013 I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening. I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.  On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.  Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!  ---------- Post added 11-09-2013 at 09:19 ----------  I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos. Of him naked preferably  So not dead then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #36 Posted September 11, 2013 Possibly . No ones actually told me yet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
