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Tell us a Limerick (Part 9)

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I thought that I'd just have a rest

And I have been away ,as you guessed,

The Antarctic was cold

And the Yukon!!! No gold

So Whitby I thought was the best

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I've been to the Hossie today

And the consultant had something to say

"Your sats are down"

He said with a frown

Don't make any plans for going away.:roll::roll:

 

Sorry about the results at the hospital today

But it will get better if that sun decides to stay

You'll then feel much better

Then send them a letter

To retest and with good news they'll send you on your way. :thumbsup::banana:

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So Rossy's had problems with his Sats

I bet he said, pish pat, and rats

He's quite a nice fella

When he's not down the cellar

and fighting those firemen of Pats:o

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Wow,Hodgie is back on the scene

We've all missed you,just where have you been

Was it somewhere quite nice

A tropical paradise

Please tell us and watch us turn green.

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Well I have been nowhere at all

Ruptured a tendon out there in the hall

Worn a stormtrooper boot

Its not been a hoot

Up the staircase I have had to crawl!!

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Oh dear what such terrible news

To awake me from my evening snooze

The thought of poor Hodgy

Looking terribly dodgy

Hobbling round in some Reicht Masters shoes

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Well it's not been a very good May

Two members in treatment today

May you both be fit soon

May the sun shine in June

Sell the storm trooper boot on E Bay

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My car has gone into limp mode,

I fear it may have to be towed

To the garage for fixing

As the fuel's not mixing

And the engine has re-a-ll-y sl-ow-ed.....

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They say bad luck happens in 3

So that's Rossy, Pixies car and then me

The rest can relax

Lets live life to the max

Lets all bungy jump, ready? one, two, three....................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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My car has gone into limp mode,

I fear it may have to be towed

To the garage for fixing

As the fuel's not mixing

And the engine has re-a-ll-y sl-ow-ed.....

 

Think Pixies put diesel in her petrol mobile good folk:suspect:

Or the other way round - either way it's no joke:(

Hope she's got a man who can:D

Or if it's the AA she's in the pan:help:

And she might find herself at beginning of a long walk:hihi::hihi:

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I suspect petrol was put in the car,

Either way, it's not going far!

The mechanic has looked

The injector pump is...cooked

And I needed a stiff drink at the bar! :shocked:

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Oh what a time for poor old Pix

Finding out that fuels don't mix

An easy mistake

For her to make

So let's hope it's quite cheap to fix

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