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Their was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

She sprouted a flower

for every half hour

and from her bottom was an abundance of weeds

 

Tha's cleaned that one up a bit:hihi::hihi::hihi:

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Good one dacrlit :thumbsup:

 

Thank you very much.:love:

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Dacrlit doesn't take much pleasing, is it a he?

Flirting like that I hope it isn't a she :suspect:

I hope he'll post again

We need a laugh now and then

Because this thread is rarely used, come on gang it's free! :thumbsup:

Edited by Joto

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You're right, this thread isn't much used

But it has in the past been quite abused!

It's good for a smile,

Keeps me going for a while

Or sometimes leaves me quite confused!

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You're right, this thread isn't much used

But it has in the past been quite abused!

It's good for a smile,

Keeps me going for a while

Or sometimes leaves me quite confused!

 

I'm waiting for Rossy he'll think of a subject

Probably about Sue and how he's henpecked

He can make you smile

Because he's very versatile

Pixie lets round him up because this thread we must resurrect :)

 

---------- Post added 10-05-2013 at 16:43 ----------

 

Sneeze, sneeze, my allergies are quite bad

I'm rubbing my itchy eyes like mad

I'm taking pills

For my ills

The blossom is beautiful but they cause me grief I might add :cry:

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I'm waiting for Rossy he'll think of a subject

Probably about Sue and how he's henpecked

He can make you smile

Because he's very versatile

Pixie lets round him up because this thread we must resurrect :)

 

Don't give that man any bright ideas cuz please:suspect:

He might think he'll have Sue on her hands & knees:D

Then he'll be covered in bruises:gag:

When battles with Sue he loses:help:

Then he spends his time at MOS mansions in trees:hihi::hihi:

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I've lost all my will to write prose

I'm aching from head down to toes

I stepped out of line

And instead of a fine

She stuck me one right on the nose.

 

 

I went out last night looking for action

And got involved with rather a rude faction

I went home and sneaked in the door

And remember hitting the floor

And that's how i ended in traction

 

She's been nice to me of late

Even let me share the dogs plate

There's summat amiss

All this marital bliss

Is starting to make my nerves grate.

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One of us is telling some porkies my friends

He'd better soon start making some amends

Or he'll find the norty step may

Be brought right back into play

Or the coven may break out their wands

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I've been to the Hossie today

And the consultant had something to say

"Your sats are down"

He said with a frown

Don't make any plans for going away.:roll::roll:

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Well that's a fine how do you do

Are you lacking a bit of O2

Did he have you dis robing

To check haemoglobin

Did they give you some pills ...and a brew.

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It's lovely to see you R.J.

I'm guessing that you've been away

I hope you've brought rock

Or you're in for a shock

These lasses'll sure make you pay.

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How dare you besmirch the covens good name:rant:

You think now RJRBs back he'l take the blame:suspect:

Well the all seeing eye knows better:D

You mind your Ps and Qs or any letter:rant:

Otherwise there could be a cauldron on flame:hihi::hihi:

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