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It's great to see the new blood

Doing battle with all the dead wood

But as the lovely Jane says

Civility pays

So I'm afraid that's me out for good.

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It's great to see the new blood

Doing battle with all the dead wood

But as the lovely Jane says

Civility pays

So I'm afraid that's me out for good.

 

I see mr rooney is calling you women dead wood :hihi:

mind you he's got a point, retirement I think you should. :D

you all give it plenty

there's three or four of you witches, not twenty

don't mess with the boy's from the hood. :nono:

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There was an old man called Jim

Who thought that his life was dim

So he approached a vicar

On the street in the wicker

and bent down and licked on his rim

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I see mr rooney is calling you women dead wood :hihi:

mind you he's got a point, retirement I think you should. :D

you all give it plenty

there's three or four of you witches, not twenty

don't mess with the boy's from the hood. :nono:

 

Poor old Mr Magoo

He's bit off more than he can chew

Tackling the women

Who are fine specimen's

And the things you say are quite untrue :P

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Think someone on here could be heading downhill:suspect:

Mr McGoo dear I know this could be a bitter pill:gag:

But you don't need quantity:D

When you've got quality:D

Compared to the coven 'fraid you're run of t'mill:hihi::hihi:

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Think someone on here could be heading downhill:suspect:

Mr McGoo dear I know this could be a bitter pill:gag:

But you don't need quantity:D

When you've got quality:D

Compared to the coven 'fraid you're run of t'mill:hihi::hihi:

 

Run of the mill, Dont' make me laugh :hihi:

I think you'll find you've made a Gaffe.

with your bent postures, and housemaid knees

be careful what you do, or your all likely to Seize.

and have trouble getting in, or out of the bath. :help:

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The spells we cast have no barriers

We're as one the SF coven harriers

So please mind your manners dear

And remember who has most to fear

Because we are the excellent SF warriors

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Steptoe's gone out collecting junk

Then off to the pub to get drunk

He's drowning his sorrows

Then come tomorrow

He'll be on here, acting like some hunk :hihi:

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Poor old Steppers just can't take his drink

He's finished up locked in the clink

For showing a copper

Something improper

That pushed him right over the brink.

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Poor old Mr Magoo

He's bit off more than he can chew

Tackling the women

Who are fine specimen's

And the things you say are quite untrue :P

 

Less of the old my dears

I'm quite younger than you lot by year's

So less of your frowning

And all of your clowning

Or the coven will end up in tears.

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Less of the old my dears

I'm quite younger than you lot by year's

So less of your frowning

And all of your clowning

Or the coven will end up in tears.

 

Them's fighting words up in these parts

Inferring the girls are old farts

I'm glad it's not me

They're flying to see

With poison tipped arrows and darts

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Them's fighting words up in these parts

Inferring the girls are old farts

I'm glad it's not me

They're flying to see

With poison tipped arrows and darts

 

Their eyes are too shot to aim true:help:

their all worse than me, Magoo

specsavers they must go

before arrows and darts they throw

so line up hags in a queue. :D

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